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    Signs

    Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:

    'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

    YOUR PLEASURE IS MY BUSINESS
    ************ ********* *****
    In a Podiatrist's office:

    Time Wounds All Heels.
    ************ ********* *****
    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
    ************ ********* *****
    At a Proctologist' s door:

    To expedite your visit, please back in.
    ************ ********* *****
    On a Plumber's truck:

    We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
    ************ ********* *****
    On another Plumber's truck:

    Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
    ************ ********* *****
    On a Church's Bill board:

    7 days without God makes one weak.
    *********** ********* *****
    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

    Invite us to your next blowout.
    ************ ********* *****
    At a Towing company:

    We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
    ************ ********* *****
    On an Electrician' s truck:

    Let Us Remove Your Shorts
    ************ ********* *****
    In a Nonsmoking Area:

    If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
    ************ ********* *****
    On a Maternity Room door:

    Push. Push. Push!

    ************ ********* *****
    At an Optometrist' s Office:

    If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
    ************ ********* *****
    On a Taxidermist' s window:

    We really know our stuff.
    ************ ********* *****
    On a Fence:


    Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
    ************ ********* *****
    At a Car Dealership:


    The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
    ************ ********* *****
    Outside a Muffler Shop:


    No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
    ************ ********* *****
    In a Veterinarian' s waiting room:

    Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
    ************ ********* *****
    At the Electric Company

    We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.

    However, if you don't, you will be.
    ************ ********* *****
    In a Restaurant window:


    Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
    and get fed up.

    ************ ********* *****
    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    Drive carefully! We'll wait...
    ************ ********* *****
    At a Propane Filling Station:

    Thank heaven for little grills.
    ************ ********* *****
    And don't forget the sign at a
    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:


    Best place in town to take a leak
    ************ ********* *
    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    lol
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    At my wife's former obstetrician's office the sign outside the door said "remove rubbers before entering". That's how they stayed in business.

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    Love the very last one..
    Yellow + Blue Jerseys!

    Get your Cranky T-Shirt!
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    Saw one at a quarry in Northern Missouri

    We rock!
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    On a sewerage truck pumping truck: A flush beats a full house.

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