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Old 09-11-08, 09:05 AM   #1
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Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

YOUR PLEASURE IS MY BUSINESS
************ ********* *****
In a Podiatrist's office:

Time Wounds All Heels.
************ ********* *****
On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
************ ********* *****
At a Proctologist' s door:

To expedite your visit, please back in.
************ ********* *****
On a Plumber's truck:

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
************ ********* *****
On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
************ ********* *****
On a Church's Bill board:

7 days without God makes one weak.
*********** ********* *****
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

Invite us to your next blowout.
************ ********* *****
At a Towing company:

We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
************ ********* *****
On an Electrician' s truck:

Let Us Remove Your Shorts
************ ********* *****
In a Nonsmoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
************ ********* *****
On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push!

************ ********* *****
At an Optometrist' s Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
************ ********* *****
On a Taxidermist' s window:

We really know our stuff.
************ ********* *****
On a Fence:


Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
************ ********* *****
At a Car Dealership:


The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
************ ********* *****
Outside a Muffler Shop:


No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
************ ********* *****
In a Veterinarian' s waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
************ ********* *****
At the Electric Company

We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be.
************ ********* *****
In a Restaurant window:


Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
and get fed up.

************ ********* *****
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully! We'll wait...
************ ********* *****
At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank heaven for little grills.
************ ********* *****
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:


Best place in town to take a leak
************ ********* *
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
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Old 09-11-08, 10:24 AM   #2
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Old 09-11-08, 10:36 AM   #3
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At my wife's former obstetrician's office the sign outside the door said "remove rubbers before entering". That's how they stayed in business.
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Old 09-11-08, 10:38 AM   #4
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Love the very last one..
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Old 09-11-08, 11:12 AM   #5
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Saw one at a quarry in Northern Missouri

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Old 09-11-08, 11:58 AM   #6
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Old 09-11-08, 12:34 PM   #7
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Old 09-11-08, 03:04 PM   #8
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Right down the street from me...
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