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    Anti-Panty Commando Underwear Nazi's Avatar
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    Hang the Underwear Nazi...

    ...on your bedroom wall. The Underwear Nazi's classic poem, in the style of Dr. Seuss (first published in the thread that you will see if you click here) is now available as an 11x17" poster suitable for framing at the Underwear Nazi store. (OK, now click here).

    Check out my new book, too: "The Wit and Wisdom of the Underwear Nazi" (This would be a good place to click!). All right, so it's a very thin book...and the pages are all blank...you could always use it for a journal or a diary.

    There is plenty of other merchandise available at the Underwear Nazi Store, too. For instance there are T-shirts (Hang the Underwear Nazi in your closet!), a cap, a mouse pad, mugs, etc. etc. Just click here (or even here) to see it all for yourself.

    Any and all profit will directly benefit BikeForums.net.

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    Hang the Underwear Nazi...
    YES!! YES!! YES!!

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    I do not care for NAZI's . If you believe the Bible we are all Jewish genetically since after the flood the only survivors were noah and his family and therefore everyone is descended from them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james Haury
    I do not care for NAZI's . If you believe the Bible we are all Jewish genetically since after the flood the only survivors were noah and his family and therefore everyone is descended from them.
    Not with the bible in our faces again. Keep it in the Politics and Religion section, will ya?
    Last edited by Viper; 02-29-04 at 09:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james Haury
    I do not care for NAZI's . If you believe the Bible we are all Jewish genetically since after the flood the only survivors were noah and his family and therefore everyone is descended from them.
    Who said Noah was Jewish?
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Cute, Nazi..real cute! I like all your merchandise!

    Ride like you mean it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allister
    Who said Noah was Jewish?
    AGREED!! Noah was not Jewish.
    Read your Bible again and perhaps you should wear your glasses this time.
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    good point. judaism starts with abraham.
    when walking, just walk. when sitting, just sit. when riding, just ride. above all, don't wobble.

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    UW is actually KB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james Haury
    I do not care for NAZI's ....
    James: I'm not a real Nazi, just an Underwear Nazi.

    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    UW is actually KB.
    WK: You could be right about that. But you're not.

    Underwear Nazi
    Not even close, William, but thanks for bumping my thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underwear Nazi
    James: I'm not a real Nazi, just an Underwear Nazi.



    WK: You could be right about that. But you're not.

    Underwear Nazi
    Not even close, William, but thanks for bumping my thread
    Deny, deny, deny. I know more than you think I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    Deny, deny, deny. I know more than you think I know.

    Are you REALLY sure about that?

    Undies come in strange packages!

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    William, In the past you have said/ implied that you are military. Here is a phrase I am sure you will recognize. The identity of the UN "is way beyond your pay grade".

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    Hey Trollie nice to see ya around!
    (even if you did delete your post)
    William, careful treading on some thin ice here.
    I'll leave the who's jewish question alone, as my mother
    always said "never discuss politics or religion in polite
    company", and I give the benefit of the doubt on whether we are polite or not .

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    William, In the past you have said/ implied that you are military. Here is a phrase I am sure you will recognize. The identity of the UN "is way beyond your pay grade".
    Blah to you. Clearance has nothing to do with pay grade, I'm sure you will recognize that.

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    William, another maxim " I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    William, another maxim " I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
    That doesn't go along with Deadly force authorization. You want to keep attempting while I keep shooting them down, or you wanna call it good now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lotek
    Hey Trollie nice to see ya around!
    Marty

    Marty, gimme a big ole smooch!
    So many men....so little time!

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    Like Jack Nicholson said in "A Few Good Men". "The truth, you want the truth? You couldn't handle the truth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    William, another maxim " I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
    They always told me to state: "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself!" That was not an attractive option.
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    They used to tell me,

    "You tell anyone and we will kill you!"

    Which was even more intimidating!

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    Like Jack Nicholson said in "A Few Good Men". "The truth, you want the truth? You couldn't handle the truth!

    Sure, quote a movie that is far stretched from reality.

    Truth is UW has been pegged. I also know the other sides of UW and how the UW operates on a system level. It took sometime, and the insiders were reluctant, but I've got it.

    I know.

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    Denver, I'm going to have to order you and WK at least a bumper sticker each........wear it with pride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgesnatcher
    Denver, I'm going to have to order you and WK at least a bumper sticker each........wear it with pride.
    If you send it to me, if you really do.

    I will put it on the bumper of my Jeep.

    This, I promise. As KB is my witness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    If you send it to me, if you really do.

    I will put it on the bumper of my Jeep.

    This, I promise. As KB is my witness.
    Here is my bumper sticker:


    "Save your bicycle butt without butter, use undies!"

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