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Old 02-28-04, 12:43 PM   #1
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Hang the Underwear Nazi...

...on your bedroom wall. The Underwear Nazi's classic poem, in the style of Dr. Seuss (first published in the thread that you will see if you click here) is now available as an 11x17" poster suitable for framing at the Underwear Nazi store. (OK, now click here).

Check out my new book, too: "The Wit and Wisdom of the Underwear Nazi" (This would be a good place to click!). All right, so it's a very thin book...and the pages are all blank...you could always use it for a journal or a diary.

There is plenty of other merchandise available at the Underwear Nazi Store, too. For instance there are T-shirts (Hang the Underwear Nazi in your closet!), a cap, a mouse pad, mugs, etc. etc. Just click here (or even here) to see it all for yourself.

Any and all profit will directly benefit BikeForums.net.

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Old 02-28-04, 05:34 PM   #2
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Old 02-29-04, 09:30 AM   #3
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I do not care for NAZI's . If you believe the Bible we are all Jewish genetically since after the flood the only survivors were noah and his family and therefore everyone is descended from them.
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Old 02-29-04, 09:33 AM   #4
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I do not care for NAZI's . If you believe the Bible we are all Jewish genetically since after the flood the only survivors were noah and his family and therefore everyone is descended from them.
Not with the bible in our faces again. Keep it in the Politics and Religion section, will ya?

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Old 02-29-04, 08:17 PM   #5
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I do not care for NAZI's . If you believe the Bible we are all Jewish genetically since after the flood the only survivors were noah and his family and therefore everyone is descended from them.
Who said Noah was Jewish?
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Old 03-01-04, 12:03 AM   #6
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Cute, Nazi..real cute! I like all your merchandise!

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Old 03-01-04, 06:26 AM   #7
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Who said Noah was Jewish?
AGREED!! Noah was not Jewish.
Read your Bible again and perhaps you should wear your glasses this time.
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good point. judaism starts with abraham.
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Old 03-02-04, 05:04 PM   #9
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UW is actually KB.
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I do not care for NAZI's ....
James: I'm not a real Nazi, just an Underwear Nazi.

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WK: You could be right about that. But you're not.

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Not even close, William, but thanks for bumping my thread
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Old 03-02-04, 06:14 PM   #11
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James: I'm not a real Nazi, just an Underwear Nazi.



WK: You could be right about that. But you're not.

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Not even close, William, but thanks for bumping my thread
Deny, deny, deny. I know more than you think I know.
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Deny, deny, deny. I know more than you think I know.

Are you REALLY sure about that?

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Old 03-03-04, 04:41 AM   #13
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William, In the past you have said/ implied that you are military. Here is a phrase I am sure you will recognize. The identity of the UN "is way beyond your pay grade".
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Hey Trollie nice to see ya around!
(even if you did delete your post)
William, careful treading on some thin ice here.
I'll leave the who's jewish question alone, as my mother
always said "never discuss politics or religion in polite
company", and I give the benefit of the doubt on whether we are polite or not .

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Old 03-03-04, 05:06 PM   #15
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William, In the past you have said/ implied that you are military. Here is a phrase I am sure you will recognize. The identity of the UN "is way beyond your pay grade".
Blah to you. Clearance has nothing to do with pay grade, I'm sure you will recognize that.
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William, another maxim " I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
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William, another maxim " I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
That doesn't go along with Deadly force authorization. You want to keep attempting while I keep shooting them down, or you wanna call it good now?
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Like Jack Nicholson said in "A Few Good Men". "The truth, you want the truth? You couldn't handle the truth!
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William, another maxim " I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you".
They always told me to state: "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself!" That was not an attractive option.
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They used to tell me,

"You tell anyone and we will kill you!"

Which was even more intimidating!
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Like Jack Nicholson said in "A Few Good Men". "The truth, you want the truth? You couldn't handle the truth!

Sure, quote a movie that is far stretched from reality.

Truth is UW has been pegged. I also know the other sides of UW and how the UW operates on a system level. It took sometime, and the insiders were reluctant, but I've got it.

I know.
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Denver, I'm going to have to order you and WK at least a bumper sticker each........wear it with pride.
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Denver, I'm going to have to order you and WK at least a bumper sticker each........wear it with pride.
If you send it to me, if you really do.

I will put it on the bumper of my Jeep.

This, I promise. As KB is my witness.
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If you send it to me, if you really do.

I will put it on the bumper of my Jeep.

This, I promise. As KB is my witness.
Here is my bumper sticker:


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