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Old 09-16-08, 07:51 AM   #1
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Internet Personalities like Pcad could become bigger than Porn Stars

There's gotta be money in this somewhere.

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Dude, don't dream on it.

Now, if you invade Slashdot, that might be a different story...(though you may or may not want to turn to the dark side!)
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You gotta have dreams Crassic. For example, you dream of completing a Cat V race some day. I hope to be there to witness it. Oh wait, our race won't be over yet. Well, you know what I mean.
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Maybe you could even get your own show on MTV.

"Win a Date With Pcad"

You can choose to date women based on how they ride. If they show up in full team kits, clothes matching the bike, reflectors, and a camelbak you know you'll have a winner. Just your type pcad.

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Old 09-16-08, 08:06 AM   #5
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I would pay to see Pcad in a porno, but not a snuff film. I have morals you know.
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In Soviet Russia, Slashdot invades YOU!
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You gotta have dreams Crassic. For example, you dream of completing a Cat V race some day. I hope to be there to witness it. Oh wait, our race won't be over yet. Well, you know what I mean.
Hey! I've completed a few Collegiate Intro races, and I even did a D race (and got shelled properly)!
We're all hacks; some of us are better hacks than others.
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I have great great great great great grandparents from Soviet Russia, you insensitive clod!
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Hey! I've completed a few Collegiate Intro races, and I even did a D race (and got shelled properly)!
We're all hacks; some of us are better hacks than others.
pcad's new motto:

pcad: The hack of hacks.
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pcad: hacky hack
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Old 09-16-08, 08:17 AM   #12
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Internet Personalities like Pcad could become bigger than Porn Stars

LIKE Pcad but NOT Pcad.


So did you get your crank fixed? You manly man, you.
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This getting bigger than a porn star thing, do you still get a fluffer?
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Old 09-16-08, 08:25 AM   #15
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Except timmyquest, apparently. Even has it in his avatar title, you know!
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Crassic, to be a bike racing hack, you have to participate in the bicycle races. Does TQ actually do that now?

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You need a YouTube video like the spinning escalator girl, the Star Wars dude, or the whiny "Leave Brittney alone!" dudette.
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You need a YouTube video like the spinning escalator girl, the Star Wars dude, or the whiny "Leave Brittney alone!" dudette.
how about just an album of him posing in his gear?

I can't fathom what would happen in a video...
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Pcad is not DVD compatible. BluRay can almost capture him. If technology ever catches up with him, I am sure PCad has star potential.
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Imagine a beowulf cluster of great great great great great great grandparents!
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Imagine a beowulf cluster of great great great great great great grandparents!
alongside Natalie Portman, petrified
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Crassic, to be a bike racing hack, you have to participate in the bicycle races. Does TQ actually do that now?

He did one...remember the race report?

I'm a super hack; I train, I go real fast, but I've only raced eight times and f'ed up one time trial where I hit a bush AND let all of the good teams in NYC see that!

At least you're on a team. I'll probably never have the chance to join one after that debacle
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Styleman has nothing on Pcad.
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Before or after she gives you some hot grits?
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After the hot grits and ******

this is so sad; we're talking Slashdot in a biking forum.
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