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    Don't know what hit me

    I was feeling fine when I went to bed last night, but woke up about 1am all full of fluid and crap in my chest, spent the next hour ralphing up everything in my tummy...then spent the rest of the night and into the morning with chills, shakes body aches and a headache. Until just an hour ago I felt like I had been mugged and still feel a little woozy. Am I going to die?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Check yourself out. Sounds like feverish conditions.
    Ride more.

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    awww im sorry to hear you are sicky.
    is mrs. chipcom around to make you chicken soup?

    Try the sweating it out theory- you'll have one day of misery instead of 5 days of illness.

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    Of course. We all are.

    Probably not right away tho....
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Will your naked pictures to me if you die, please.

    Seriously...hope its like a 24 hour thing. I had a 24 hour thing like that once...was weird as hell. Felt like crap all of a sudden for no particular reason, then it was gone the next day as quick as it came on.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Am I going to die?
    Yes.....Can I have the Big Dummy?

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    Sounds like flu. TheraFlu and cognac should do the trick.
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    I can't remember having a bug hit so fast and so hard...but I am almost feeling normal again now.
    Cheri left a can of Campbell's Chicken soup on the counter this morning...I'll guilt her into making homemade chicken and dumplings later this week. In the meantime, I have spaghetti sauce & meatballs in the crock pot, with lots of garlic, for dinner.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by garysol1 View Post
    Yes.....Can I have the Big Dummy?
    Pcad is married, so while it's ok with me, you probably should ask his wife.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Will your naked pictures to me if you die, please.
    I have changed my will to make sure you get naked pictures of my corpse when I die.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    I have changed my will to make sure you get naked pictures of my corpse when I die.
    Internet riches here I com.......HEY! Wait a second!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    maybe Listeria, salmonella or similar?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Die? Who says you're not already dead?

    Maybe the bunch of us foosters can just see, er, read dead people's posts...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    chipcom should will all his fred gear to pcad.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    u probaly got the same thing I did last week. Monday, I started to feel congested. Tuesday, I was blowing about a gallon of snot an hour and hackin up the same ammount. Wednesday, I felt human and by Thursday I was fine and dandy. But you have to milk for everything you can. Although I don't a wife, and my parents are unfeeling when it comes to being sick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    It came on suddenly because you let your body rest. Then the viral monsters came an attacked you while you were sleeping. I saw them. This is what they looked like.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    wait! you mean they look like X136?!

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    If you do die can I have your wig and lingerie?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    I was feeling fine when I went to bed last night, but woke up about 1am all full of fluid and crap in my chest, spent the next hour ralphing up everything in my tummy...then spent the rest of the night and into the morning with chills, shakes body aches and a headache. Until just an hour ago I felt like I had been mugged and still feel a little woozy. Am I going to die?
    Must have something to do with what went down in LA last Saturday night. You'll feel better soon but can expect a relapse on Oct 25th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    I was feeling fine when I went to bed last night, but woke up about 1am all full of fluid and crap in my chest, spent the next hour ralphing up everything in my tummy...then spent the rest of the night and into the morning with chills, shakes body aches and a headache. Until just an hour ago I felt like I had been mugged and still feel a little woozy. Am I going to die?
    Yes you will. You only have about 40 years left.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    something you ate?
    Excluding alcohol, the only times I've ralphed have been food related - both times after the same sandwich from the same fast food joint. It also came on very suddenly, felt like hell for several hours, then back to normal couple hours after purging.

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    Sounds like what happened to me Friday morning! Found a nice hot spring to soak in on Thursday, a commercial one that sold beer. Bikes get in free, so we drank a lot. Found the only bar in town, drank more. Slept in a BBQ shed under a grill. Woke up with the worst hangover ever, puked a few times and made a quick exit. Felt better around mile 20 or so that day...

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    Oh blechchhhhhhhhhh!! That's nasty.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    I've had it, and it was exactly as described. Been found on cruise ships because it is easily transmitted. An amusement park up here had a nasty outbreak of it this past summer too. Guests were not too happy!

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