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    Anti-Panty Commando Underwear Nazi's Avatar
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    So who is Koffee Brown?

    William "Don't call me Bill" Karstens is convinced that Koffee "supermoderator" Brown is actually the Underwear Nazi. So let's do this to straighten out his poor confused head. If you are not Koffee Brown, add your post to this thread. Just remember that by doing so you certify that you really are not Koffee. After a while, we'll be able to figure out just who Koffee Brown really is.

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    Not Koffee Brown
    Nunquam ubi sub ubi!

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    **raising my lil hand**

    I, A. Troll, do solemnly swear that I am NOT Koffee Brown.....

    So many men....so little time!

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    About as funny as an ingrown toe nail.

    Deal with the fact that it's all been laid out.
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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    I am not Koffee Brown.

    I am the walrus koo koo ka-choo

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    I'm more Espresso than Koffee.

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    Hmm..

    Well, I definitely am not Koffee Brown!
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Project 1 , 8000 & T100 SinGate's Avatar
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    um....ok I'm not Koffee Brown or the UN....hum...
    Oh to be just a little bit faster....

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I'm not Koffee Brown. I'm Coffee black, no sugar... just the way God(s) meant it to be

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    I am William Karsten.

    No no. Wait.

    I am not the Underwear Nazi.

    No, wait. What was the question?

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    I testify that I am not Koffee Brown.

    I like mine with a bit of honey, a touch of sugar, a smidgen of cream and half a bottle of Kahlua
    2012 TransAm Tour journal link: http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/doc/Threeisacharm

    Naked Carbon Weave Aegis Aro Svelte, Purpleen Cannondale RT3000 Tandem, Orange Santana Triplet, Surly Long Haul Trucker

    So little pains do the vulgar take in the investigation of truth, accepting readily the first story that comes to hand." Thucydides, 4th Century B.C.E.



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    Now with racer-boy font! Moonshot's Avatar
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    I'm not Koffee Brown. Creamer gives me gas.

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    Nope, not Koffee Browne, more of a beige myself.
    When sadness fills my days
    It's time to turn away
    And then tomorrow's dreams
    Become reality to me

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    Traffic shark
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    Someone PM'd me saying that A troll was UN.

    That, I didn't know. So AT=UN=KB.

    Such a twisted web you all live here.

    TWISTED!!

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    Sounds like you are being played WK...enjoy the ride.

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    I am Koffee Brown...Whoops I guess that makes me AT, UN and Georgesnatcher. Who knows what alter egos lurk in the heart of the Bike Forums................THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Senior Member danr's Avatar
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    I am not Koffee Brown.

    I don't even like Bryan Adams.
    Does the perfect bike really exist?

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    Traffic shark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    Sounds like you are being played WK...enjoy the ride.
    Yeah, but I'm allowing it. And I know better. So that makes me an informed fool.
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    Wood Licker Maelstrom's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    Yeah, but I'm allowing it. And I know better. So that makes me an informed fool.
    hahah...good point Besides sometimes its nice to be played by girls.

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    The voices in my head concur, We are not Koffee Brown.
    "Those convinced against their will,
    are of the same opinion still."- unk

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    Wasn't she leaving the country anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Karsten
    About as funny as an ingrown toe nail.

    Deal with the fact that it's all been laid out.
    Since you haven't made a denial, William, we may have to assume that you are Koffee Brown.
    Nunquam ubi sub ubi!

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    Sweetened with Splenda
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    I am not now, nor have I ever been, Koffee Brown. Though from the looks of things, I may be the only one.

    Lousy Brownos! Go back to Russia!

    -chris

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    Lady Jane
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    I can safely say that I am not Koffee Brown, A. troll, the Underwear Nazi, or William Karstens (he is a cutie though).

    Keep looking, my dear William. You might just figure it out!! I am going to call you Nancy Drew from now on. Oh, wait, make that one of the Hardy boys or Encyclopedia Brown!


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    I am not currently Koffee Brown. I might have been in a previous life.
    Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then. - Bob Seger

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    I'm John Coffey, like the drink, but not spelled the same.
    "If the funk fits you gotta dance."
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