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Old 03-04-04, 02:55 PM   #1
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So who is Koffee Brown?

William "Don't call me Bill" Karstens is convinced that Koffee "supermoderator" Brown is actually the Underwear Nazi. So let's do this to straighten out his poor confused head. If you are not Koffee Brown, add your post to this thread. Just remember that by doing so you certify that you really are not Koffee. After a while, we'll be able to figure out just who Koffee Brown really is.

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Old 03-04-04, 03:02 PM   #2
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**raising my lil hand**

I, A. Troll, do solemnly swear that I am NOT Koffee Brown.....

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Old 03-04-04, 03:06 PM   #3
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About as funny as an ingrown toe nail.

Deal with the fact that it's all been laid out.
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Old 03-04-04, 03:07 PM   #4
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I am not Koffee Brown.

I am the walrus koo koo ka-choo
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Old 03-04-04, 03:08 PM   #5
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I'm more Espresso than Koffee.
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Old 03-04-04, 03:14 PM   #6
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Hmm..

Well, I definitely am not Koffee Brown!
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Old 03-04-04, 03:27 PM   #7
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um....ok I'm not Koffee Brown or the UN....hum...
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Old 03-04-04, 03:34 PM   #8
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I'm not Koffee Brown. I'm Coffee black, no sugar... just the way God(s) meant it to be
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Old 03-04-04, 04:09 PM   #9
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I am William Karsten.

No no. Wait.

I am not the Underwear Nazi.

No, wait. What was the question?
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Old 03-04-04, 04:12 PM   #10
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I testify that I am not Koffee Brown.

I like mine with a bit of honey, a touch of sugar, a smidgen of cream and half a bottle of Kahlua
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Old 03-04-04, 04:35 PM   #11
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I'm not Koffee Brown. Creamer gives me gas.
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Old 03-04-04, 04:46 PM   #12
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Nope, not Koffee Browne, more of a beige myself.
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Old 03-04-04, 05:11 PM   #13
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Someone PM'd me saying that A troll was UN.

That, I didn't know. So AT=UN=KB.

Such a twisted web you all live here.

TWISTED!!

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Old 03-04-04, 05:17 PM   #14
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Sounds like you are being played WK...enjoy the ride.
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Old 03-04-04, 05:18 PM   #15
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I am Koffee Brown...Whoops I guess that makes me AT, UN and Georgesnatcher. Who knows what alter egos lurk in the heart of the Bike Forums................THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-04-04, 05:36 PM   #16
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I am not Koffee Brown.

I don't even like Bryan Adams.
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Old 03-04-04, 05:40 PM   #17
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Sounds like you are being played WK...enjoy the ride.
Yeah, but I'm allowing it. And I know better. So that makes me an informed fool.
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Old 03-04-04, 05:53 PM   #18
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Yeah, but I'm allowing it. And I know better. So that makes me an informed fool.
hahah...good point Besides sometimes its nice to be played by girls.
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Old 03-04-04, 06:08 PM   #19
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The voices in my head concur, We are not Koffee Brown.
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Old 03-04-04, 06:33 PM   #20
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Wasn't she leaving the country anyway?
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Old 03-04-04, 07:14 PM   #21
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About as funny as an ingrown toe nail.

Deal with the fact that it's all been laid out.
Since you haven't made a denial, William, we may have to assume that you are Koffee Brown.
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Old 03-04-04, 07:54 PM   #22
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I am not now, nor have I ever been, Koffee Brown. Though from the looks of things, I may be the only one.

Lousy Brownos! Go back to Russia!

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Old 03-04-04, 08:28 PM   #23
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I can safely say that I am not Koffee Brown, A. troll, the Underwear Nazi, or William Karstens (he is a cutie though).

Keep looking, my dear William. You might just figure it out!! I am going to call you Nancy Drew from now on. Oh, wait, make that one of the Hardy boys or Encyclopedia Brown!

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Old 03-04-04, 10:42 PM   #24
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I am not currently Koffee Brown. I might have been in a previous life.
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Old 03-05-04, 01:32 AM   #25
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I'm John Coffey, like the drink, but not spelled the same.
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