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Old 09-23-08, 09:06 AM   #1
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Illegal Alien - Fake ID of the week

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is that the head of his parasitic twin sister?
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Old 09-23-08, 09:11 AM   #3
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Oh damn ... thats too funny!
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People are stupid.
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That is "epic" (as my son would say). Thanks for the good laugh!
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is that the head of his parasitic twin sister?
its actually redundant to refer to a woman and parasitic in the same sentence.
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What a moran.
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its actually redundant to refer to a woman and parasitic in the same sentence.
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Old 09-23-08, 09:43 AM   #12
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Do you know that he's an illegal alien? Or do you assume so because his name is Jose?
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Old 09-23-08, 09:47 AM   #14
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Do you know that he's an illegal alien? Or do you assume so because his name is Jose?
It came from an email (and website where I found the pic online) which both stated he was an illegal alien. I have no way of corroborating whether he is or not, but I'm not going to sweat it too much. He's an idiot either way.
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It came from an email (and website where I found the pic online) which both stated he was an illegal alien. I have no way of corroborating whether he is or not, but I'm not going to sweat it too much. He's an idiot either way.
like ET?

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ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh.
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Old 09-23-08, 10:13 AM   #17
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ET didn't have a visa...just saying.
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Old 09-23-08, 10:14 AM   #18
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ET didn't have a visa...just saying.
Yeah he did. I think he stole it from Elliot's mom.
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ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh.
oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."

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ET didn't have a visa...just saying.
He didn't need it. And no, botto, they aren't illegal either. They OWN the universe, man!!
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Old 09-23-08, 10:30 AM   #21
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oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."

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He didn't need it. And no, botto, they aren't illegal either. They OWN the universe, man!!
glad to see that you agree that there is no such thing as an "illegal alien."
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