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    Illegal Alien - Fake ID of the week

    This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop...



    REMEMBER!!

    When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only...
    no matter how much you love your girl.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    is that the head of his parasitic twin sister?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Kuato in the house!

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    Oh damn ... thats too funny!

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    People are stupid.
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    awesome
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    That is "epic" (as my son would say). Thanks for the good laugh!

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    *facepalm*
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    is that the head of his parasitic twin sister?
    its actually redundant to refer to a woman and parasitic in the same sentence.

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    What a moran.

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    Quote Originally Posted by black_box View Post
    its actually redundant to refer to a woman and parasitic in the same sentence.
    *backs away from black_box*
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vtjim View Post

    What a moran.
    Zackly!

    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Do you know that he's an illegal alien? Or do you assume so because his name is Jose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by apricissimus View Post
    Do you know that he's an illegal alien? Or do you assume so because his name is Jose?
    It came from an email (and website where I found the pic online) which both stated he was an illegal alien. I have no way of corroborating whether he is or not, but I'm not going to sweat it too much. He's an idiot either way.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    It came from an email (and website where I found the pic online) which both stated he was an illegal alien. I have no way of corroborating whether he is or not, but I'm not going to sweat it too much. He's an idiot either way.
    like ET?


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    ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh.
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    ET didn't have a visa...just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    ET didn't have a visa...just saying.
    Yeah he did. I think he stole it from Elliot's mom.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    ET wasn't illegal. Sheesh.
    oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."


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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    ET didn't have a visa...just saying.
    He didn't need it. And no, botto, they aren't illegal either. They OWN the universe, man!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    They OWN the universe, man!!
    I want to see a deed.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    oh, then i guess these dudes were "illegal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    He didn't need it. And no, botto, they aren't illegal either. They OWN the universe, man!!
    glad to see that you agree that there is no such thing as an "illegal alien."

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    jeeze, lol
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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