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    superArti artifice's Avatar
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    The secret of wommenz discovered.

    I'm talking to one of my friends online. Nearly died laughing.... he's right though!

    friend: go to chainlove...that womens bike jersey comes with its own tramp stamp :-)
    maybe you should get it :-P
    me: thats a pretty cool jersey!
    friend: i thought so too
    but they never have guys stuff there!
    me: oh whine. with the exception of chainlove its a male centric universe anyway
    friend: yea right!
    woman run this world....most men are just too stupid to figure that out
    me: im kinda disappointed you know our secret
    friend: sorry....i figured it out a long time ago.
    me: crap
    friend: And since I did life has been pretty good. :-) Learn how to not piss women off, make them happy and life goes oh soo much better.
    Men who argue and fight with women just make their lives harder less pleasant
    oh yea...i forgot one thing up there. Listen to them from time to time- each woman is differnt...so what works for one doesn't necessarily work for others.
    I know stuff about women I wish I would have never learned though....like the fem products project i'm working on
    Ok that is all the secrets I have about women that you get to know.

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    your freind needs to hand over his man card....now!

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    I'll admit it. I only liked you for your guads.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    I feel very argumentative right now (goes off to find a woman to argue with)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    your freind needs to hand over his man card....now!
    I've collected many a man card over the years. I'm surprised this one reliquished so easily. One more to add to my rolodex.

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    I feel very argumentative right now (goes off to find a woman to argue with)
    (realizes epic fail of being an engineer and working for an engg company )

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    your freind needs to hand over his man card....now!
    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    (realizes epic fail of being an engineer and working for an engg company )
    so you are saying... that the only women you see at work are the ladies of foo?

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    ladies, yes.
    Women, no....there are some very nice specimens in my office.

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    What a soft guy. You should use him as furniture. He deserves it.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    so you are saying... that the only women you see at work are the ladies of foo?
    well women I could talk to let alone argue. I don't look at the foo ladies thread at work for obvious reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    I'll admit it. I only liked you for your guads.
    nawwww.... just a bonus
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    well women I could talk to let alone argue.
    Man, you need to get another job.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

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    Wait, it's supposed to be a secret that women rule the world, and just like to let men think they're important?

    I must be smarter than I thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Man, you need to get another job.
    a different line of work and defenitely a new city.

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