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Old 09-24-08, 11:25 AM   #1
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The secret of wommenz discovered.

I'm talking to one of my friends online. Nearly died laughing.... he's right though!

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friend: go to chainlove...that womens bike jersey comes with its own tramp stamp :-)
maybe you should get it :-P
me: thats a pretty cool jersey!
friend: i thought so too
but they never have guys stuff there!
me: oh whine. with the exception of chainlove its a male centric universe anyway
friend: yea right!
woman run this world....most men are just too stupid to figure that out
me: im kinda disappointed you know our secret
friend: sorry....i figured it out a long time ago.
me: crap
friend: And since I did life has been pretty good. :-) Learn how to not piss women off, make them happy and life goes oh soo much better.
Men who argue and fight with women just make their lives harder less pleasant
oh yea...i forgot one thing up there. Listen to them from time to time- each woman is differnt...so what works for one doesn't necessarily work for others.
I know stuff about women I wish I would have never learned though....like the fem products project i'm working on
Ok that is all the secrets I have about women that you get to know.
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Old 09-24-08, 11:27 AM   #2
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your freind needs to hand over his man card....now!
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Old 09-24-08, 11:39 AM   #3
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I'll admit it. I only liked you for your guads.
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Old 09-24-08, 11:49 AM   #4
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I feel very argumentative right now (goes off to find a woman to argue with)
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your freind needs to hand over his man card....now!
I've collected many a man card over the years. I'm surprised this one reliquished so easily. One more to add to my rolodex.
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Old 09-24-08, 11:56 AM   #6
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I feel very argumentative right now (goes off to find a woman to argue with)
(realizes epic fail of being an engineer and working for an engg company )
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(realizes epic fail of being an engineer and working for an engg company )
so you are saying... that the only women you see at work are the ladies of foo?
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ladies, yes.
Women, no....there are some very nice specimens in my office.
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What a soft guy. You should use him as furniture. He deserves it.
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so you are saying... that the only women you see at work are the ladies of foo?
well women I could talk to let alone argue. I don't look at the foo ladies thread at work for obvious reasons.
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I'll admit it. I only liked you for your guads.
nawwww.... just a bonus
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well women I could talk to let alone argue.
Man, you need to get another job.
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Wait, it's supposed to be a secret that women rule the world, and just like to let men think they're important?

I must be smarter than I thought.
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Old 09-24-08, 01:27 PM   #14
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Man, you need to get another job.
a different line of work and defenitely a new city.
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