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Old 09-24-08, 12:21 PM   #1
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Worst names you've known

Someone you've met.. with a poorly chosen name.
Shame those parents.


Indiana Jones
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what? Is there really an Indiana Jones?


I've met Jean Luc Picard.
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Rodney Lee Lee

Yes, first name was Rodney (did not go by Rod or any other nick name). His genius parents made his middle name Lee, though his last name was Lee already.
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I did have a friend in high school named Brian Crumb. He swore if he ever had a daughter he was naming her Cookie.
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Haven't met him, but Orenthal James is a pretty awful pair of given names. Especially Orenthal.

My son has a friend whose last name is Stoner (he isn't, btw). Doesn't matter the first name there - pretty tough to go through a week at high school without a bunch of snide comments.
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what? Is there really an Indiana Jones?
yeah, we went to elementary school together. one can only hope she married young into something better.
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Let's see, over the years I've met or known...

Richard Head

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Charlie Brown

Lester Moore

And, my all time favorite, Tess Stickle...
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It was a girl?!? That's awesome


There used to be a dentist around here whose last name was Mangle. Dr. Mangle...
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There used to be a dentist around here whose last name was Mangle. Dr. Mangle...
well, if I ever go to med school, I'm going to change my last name to Dangle....and by an OB GYN.
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It wasn't her birth name, but I remember a story about a woman who was such a big Star Wars fan that she camped out 6 months before Phatom Menace came to theaters and legally changed her name to Obi Wan Kenobi.
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I plan to marry someone by the last name of Python and name my firstborn Montclair.
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i plan to marry someone by the last name of python and name my firstborn montclair.
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I'm heading out to change my last name, now. See you guys later!
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Your name is Monty?
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