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Old 09-24-08, 02:17 PM   #1
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Assault and battery: Fartist style

Hey officer: Pull my finger
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Old 09-24-08, 02:58 PM   #2
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Too funny.

I had classmate in high school that we nicknamed the farting bandit. He could rip on command. It was so bad at times he could clear a classroom. He let one go during a test and a bunch of us guys (it was an all boys college prep HS) got up yelling complaints at him. He got to go to the Dean of Men (responsible for behavior and discipline) and got suspended for the day for being disruptive to the class. Dad came back the next day with note from the family physician saying that it was a hereditary condition and he would eventually outgrow it.
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Old 09-24-08, 07:08 PM   #3
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What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.
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Old 09-24-08, 07:21 PM   #4
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That must have been some massive bean burrito he had for lunch.
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Old 09-24-08, 09:34 PM   #5
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A lighter will take care of this issue... and also convert the methane into safer chemicals for the air too.
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Old 09-25-08, 07:52 AM   #6
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One of my favorites...
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