I remodeling a bathroom for this couple who are in the late fifties. The Mother in law, who is about 85 lives in an apartment in the basement. I had to shut the main water supply off to do some plumbing. I went down and told the old woman I needed to shut the water off for about an hour.
I went back down an hour later and the old lady is standing there BUTT NAKED, with a yellow shower cap on. I said "OH I'm sorry."
She said "OH dear. let me put a towel on. I went to take a shower, but no water came out"
I told her I needed turn the water main back on.
Yuck, she was all wrinkly and saggy and just wrong. I just can't get that image out of my mind.