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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    And "blorange" is not a word.
    Neither are "blog", "podcast", "Web 2.0", "txt", or any of the other imbecilic terms made up by marketing drones and/or the desperate news media and shouted at us on a daily basis.

    The new rule, apparently, is that it's a word if someone says it is.

    Therefore, your question was answered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    how come whenever Siu is online she's not red like the rest of us?
    Siu is a robot, thus the computer cannot tell when she's online.

    is that a mole on your butt?
    No, it's a zit.

    did we win or lose?
    We're all winners, but in another, more accurate way, you lost.

    my light bulb burnt out, how many military officers do I need to fix it?
    Just get a Sergeant, he'll scream at it until it changes itself.
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I'm sorry, but this question really demands more priority, don't you think?
    She needs to expound.

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    Your does not scare me as I know your deepest darkest secrets.

    blorange is still not a word.

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    You're steppin' on my seedless grapes, Butterfly catcher.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Dear Dr. Alpine,

    Do you know anything about building a Large Frito Collider?
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    無上甚深微妙法 .... 百千萬劫難遭遇..... 我今見聞得受持

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You're steppin' on my seedless grapes, Butterfly catcher.
    Am I making you whine ?

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    What came first the chicken or the egg?
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Artifice doesn't have to do anything except be her usual sweet self.

    And "blorange" is not a word.
    blor·ange (blôrnj, r-)
    n.

    1. Of the color blorange.
    2. Made from bloranges.
    3. Tasting or smelling like bloranges.


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    Yes it is. Don't you let the air out of my balloon..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Am I making you whine ?
    I don't drink but grape juice will do!!
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    What's the proper method to building a high quality tin foil hat?
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    How is my name spelled?
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Dear Dr. Alpine,

    Do you know anything about building a Large Frito Collider?
    The large Frito Collider is essentially just a small Frito Collider thats been enbiggened. The problem becomes trying to find two Frito's large enough and stable enough to actually put into the Collider. Once Frito's grow to over 6 cm, they become more like a cat that's unwilling to move, lifeless and limp. Of course, any way of destroying those stank nasty Frito's is alright with me

    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Am I making you whine ?
    No, but you better be making me wine. I told you the last time that old grape juice doesn't not equal wine.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    What came first the chicken or the egg?
    By the time the chicken was around, the egg was already a standard among large organisms. The real question is, what came first, the dinosaur, or the egg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Yes, but only after you die
    That actually fits perfectly into my plans.

    Thanks Dr. Unsafe!
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    is it a good idea to watch around... oh.. 100 episodes back to back through the night to cure insomnia?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    why do dogs smell like fritos? please answer in a scientific way.

    I'm hungry, but what should I eat? my cat? my arm? or my friend who doesn't gift me with deserts?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    What's the proper method to building a high quality tin foil hat?
    First, start with high quality tin foil. The stuff you get in the grocery store doesn't cut it. Get at least .0064 inch aluminum sheets. Once you have that, you should be good to go

    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    How is my name spelled?
    Incorrectly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    The large Frito Collider is essentially just a small Frito Collider thats been enbiggened. The problem becomes trying to find two Frito's large enough and stable enough to actually put into the Collider. Once Frito's grow to over 6 cm, they become more like a cat that's unwilling to move, lifeless and limp. Of course, any way of destroying those stank nasty Frito's is alright with me
    Didn't I take away your apostrophe key once already? Stop abusing it, or I'll do it again. Capiche?

    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Incorrectly.
    Also, stop posting exactly what I would have posted were it my thread, you creepy brain-reader... thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Yes it is. Don't you let the air out of my balloon..
    You have a blorange balloon? Pics or it didn't happen!

    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    By the time the chicken was around, the egg was already a standard among large organisms. The real question is, what came first, the dinosaur, or the egg.
    That actually...makes sense...
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    is it a good idea to watch around... oh.. 100 episodes back to back through the night to cure insomnia?
    As long as it's porn. Of course, after about 10 minutes of that, you'll be sound asleep

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    why do dogs smell like fritos? please answer in a scientific way.
    We have to break it down to the molecular level. A smell is a collection of gas molecules that fit into the recepters in your nose, sending signals to your brain which brings up memories of smells. Dogs don't smell like Fritos, your brain is assigning that smell to dogs. This comes down to a fundamental flaw with your brain, but I wouldn't worry about it until dogs start to smell like burning feathers....

    I'm hungry, but what should I eat? my cat? my arm? or my friend who doesn't gift me with deserts?Cats cannot be killed. The will come back as zombie cats and eat your brain, in fact, that's what they are planning on doing whenever they look at you. Your friend will gift you deserts at some point. Go with the arm. It'll be the least painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Didn't I take away your apostrophe key once already? Stop abusing it, or I'll do it again. Capiche?
    I bought's a new on'e. Oh and every time I spell Fritos, I got the underline red squiggly. The underline red squiggly annoys me, so I put in apostrophe's.

    Also, stop posting exactly what I would have posted were it my thread, you creepy brain-reader... thing.
    I tap into the Foo thought collective. I know what's going through all the Foosters heads at any given time. Most of the time, though, all I hear is a bunch of wind...

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    What makes Cool Hand Luke so unbelievably cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post

    Incorrectly.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I tap into the Foo thought collective. I know what's going through all the Foosters heads at any given time. Most of the time, though, all I hear is a bunch of wind...
    Does Siu know you're spying on her brain?

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    UA - Are you stoned ?

    If so...we may have an opening at 2RSG.Inc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    What makes Cool Hand Luke so unbelievably cool?
    He doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone, including himself. He's free to live without the restrictions most of us put onto ourselves. Well, that and the guy that played the Cap'n freakin' rocked.

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