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Old 09-30-08, 11:49 PM   #26
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And "blorange" is not a word.
Neither are "blog", "podcast", "Web 2.0", "txt", or any of the other imbecilic terms made up by marketing drones and/or the desperate news media and shouted at us on a daily basis.

The new rule, apparently, is that it's a word if someone says it is.

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Your does not scare me as I know your deepest darkest secrets.

blorange is still not a word.
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You're steppin' on my seedless grapes, Butterfly catcher.
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Do you know anything about building a Large Frito Collider?
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Am I making you whine ?
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Artifice doesn't have to do anything except be her usual sweet self.

And "blorange" is not a word.
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1. Of the color blorange.
2. Made from bloranges.
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Yes it is. Don't you let the air out of my balloon..
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Am I making you whine ?
I don't drink but grape juice will do!!
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What's the proper method to building a high quality tin foil hat?
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Do you know anything about building a Large Frito Collider?
The large Frito Collider is essentially just a small Frito Collider thats been enbiggened. The problem becomes trying to find two Frito's large enough and stable enough to actually put into the Collider. Once Frito's grow to over 6 cm, they become more like a cat that's unwilling to move, lifeless and limp. Of course, any way of destroying those stank nasty Frito's is alright with me

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Yes, but only after you die
That actually fits perfectly into my plans.

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is it a good idea to watch around... oh.. 100 episodes back to back through the night to cure insomnia?
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why do dogs smell like fritos? please answer in a scientific way.

I'm hungry, but what should I eat? my cat? my arm? or my friend who doesn't gift me with deserts?
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First, start with high quality tin foil. The stuff you get in the grocery store doesn't cut it. Get at least .0064 inch aluminum sheets. Once you have that, you should be good to go

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The large Frito Collider is essentially just a small Frito Collider thats been enbiggened. The problem becomes trying to find two Frito's large enough and stable enough to actually put into the Collider. Once Frito's grow to over 6 cm, they become more like a cat that's unwilling to move, lifeless and limp. Of course, any way of destroying those stank nasty Frito's is alright with me
Didn't I take away your apostrophe key once already? Stop abusing it, or I'll do it again. Capiche?

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Also, stop posting exactly what I would have posted were it my thread, you creepy brain-reader... thing.
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Yes it is. Don't you let the air out of my balloon..
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That actually...makes sense...
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is it a good idea to watch around... oh.. 100 episodes back to back through the night to cure insomnia?
As long as it's porn. Of course, after about 10 minutes of that, you'll be sound asleep

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why do dogs smell like fritos? please answer in a scientific way.
We have to break it down to the molecular level. A smell is a collection of gas molecules that fit into the recepters in your nose, sending signals to your brain which brings up memories of smells. Dogs don't smell like Fritos, your brain is assigning that smell to dogs. This comes down to a fundamental flaw with your brain, but I wouldn't worry about it until dogs start to smell like burning feathers....

I'm hungry, but what should I eat? my cat? my arm? or my friend who doesn't gift me with deserts?Cats cannot be killed. The will come back as zombie cats and eat your brain, in fact, that's what they are planning on doing whenever they look at you. Your friend will gift you deserts at some point. Go with the arm. It'll be the least painful.
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Didn't I take away your apostrophe key once already? Stop abusing it, or I'll do it again. Capiche?
I bought's a new on'e. Oh and every time I spell Fritos, I got the underline red squiggly. The underline red squiggly annoys me, so I put in apostrophe's.

Also, stop posting exactly what I would have posted were it my thread, you creepy brain-reader... thing.
I tap into the Foo thought collective. I know what's going through all the Foosters heads at any given time. Most of the time, though, all I hear is a bunch of wind...
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What makes Cool Hand Luke so unbelievably cool?
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I tap into the Foo thought collective. I know what's going through all the Foosters heads at any given time. Most of the time, though, all I hear is a bunch of wind...
Does Siu know you're spying on her brain?
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What makes Cool Hand Luke so unbelievably cool?
He doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone, including himself. He's free to live without the restrictions most of us put onto ourselves. Well, that and the guy that played the Cap'n freakin' rocked.
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