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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Good answer!

    Why aren't all you kids in bed yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Does Siu know you're spying on her brain?
    Yes, she's cool with it, though. She's does get a little creeped out when I spy on her um....other parts

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    UA - Are you stoned ?
    Frighteningly, no. When I'm stoned, I just tend to drool on myself.

    If so...we may have an opening at 2RSG.Inc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Good answer!

    Why aren't all you kids in bed yet?
    I would be, but people keep asking me questions

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    should I pick up robotics so I can make butler/maid androids?

    alternatively, should I initiate global domination through the use of androids?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Yes, she's cool with it, though. She's does get a little creeped out when I spy on her um....other parts
    by other parts, do you mean to say knees, knuckles, shoulders and belly buttons? this brain linking works both ways you know.

    am I hungry because I'm actually hungry or it's because some other person in the brain linkage is sending hungry thoughts to me? who is this person?

    I think my cat brought in flees, my body itches and has insect bite marks. should I use bleach, peroxide or marine grease to cure this itchiness?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Why aren't all you kids in bed yet?
    We are!

    It's a large bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    should I pick up robotics so I can make butler/maid androids?
    No, if you did that, you would put the British out of business.

    alternatively, should I initiate global domination through the use of androids?
    Question - Do you have a cat that will sit comfortably in your arms while you tell people of your plans?
    Question - Do you have some physical deformity that will allow you to have a cool name?
    Question - Will you also make a space ship out of some iconic, giant figure?
    If the answer to these questions is yes, then proceed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    by other parts, do you mean to say knees, knuckles, shoulders and belly buttons? this brain linking works both ways you know.
    Why do you think she gets creeped out?

    am I hungry because I'm actually hungry or it's because some other person in the brain linkage is sending hungry thoughts to me? who is this person? You are actually hungry because you didn't eat your arm. You are also sending out hunger pangs to the rest of Foo and it soon may be a feeding frenzy matched only by sharks swimming under James Bond as he's tied to a slowly lowering rope.

    I think my cat brought in flees, my body itches and has insect bite marks. should I use bleach, peroxide or marine grease to cure this itchiness?
    Use tiny guns, it's much more satisfying.


    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    We are!

    It's a large bed.
    X keeps doing something he calls "cupping" and it's freakin' me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    We are!

    It's a large bed.
    Wow. I guess I'll just curl up at the end, there. I think I see a little bit of space left.

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    why are, no wait, nevermind, cause you're one of THEM! you can't possibly answer my questions.
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    Ok, and with that, I'm heading to bed. UnsafeAlpine will return at 10 tomorrow morning MDT unless he decides to right that report that's due Friday and study for the quiz that's tomorrow evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Question - Do you have a cat that will sit comfortably in your arms while you tell people of your plans?

    Question - Do you have some physical deformity that will allow you to have a cool name?
    Question - Will you also make a space ship out of some iconic, giant figure?
    If the answer to these questions is yes, then proceed.
    yes, I do actually. it's fluffy and tigerisk
    yes, I did have an ingrown toe nail that was operated on. Splinter Nail.
    yes, I'd make one based on scotty from star trek.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    What would happen if a cat rode a bike with a physical deformity on a bed whilst in a spaceship?

    -Kurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudak888 View Post
    What would happen if a cat rode a bike with a physical deformity on a bed whilst in a spaceship?

    -Kurt
    It would easily win the $10,000 prize on "Cat riding a bike with a physical deformity on a bed whilst in a spaceship Funniest Home Videos".

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    can we keep UA up all night at this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    can we keep UA up all night at this?
    Probably, looks like I'll be missing yet another stupid early morning math class

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    Don't you know that math is dumb? And that math-ers suck?

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    early morning calculus in HS was my favorite. did I ever tell you I got a whole hour and a half of sleep there every morning?

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    Ouch. I had English as my first class senior year, and I thought that was bad. Math in the morning is just cruel.

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    Is the angle of the dangle REALLY inversely proportional to the heat of the beat?
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    damn....and I went to bed at a reasonable hour....
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    what is the difference between spinach and boogers?
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