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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Ask Unsafe Alpine anything....Absolutely anything.

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    Are my feet just stinky or is there some mutant fungus growing on them?
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    If God can do anything, can She make a rock so big that She can't move it?
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Who do you think you are?

    And what gives you the right?

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    Is it wrong to hate Hanson?
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    All the other trucks point their tires at Shorty and laugh at him because he won't go fast. Why do they tease him?
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    does this look like a Q to you? how about now?

    my feet don't stink, why?
    who's going to win the next world cup?
    can siu lift 130lbs over her head?
    who's going to be the next next next next next next president of US?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Are my feet just stinky or is there some mutant fungus growing on them?
    You have a rare form of fromundaitis. Get a prescription for Viagra, but if your foot smacks you in the head for more than four hours, see your doctor.

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    If God can do anything, can She make a rock so big that She can't move it?
    God is a cat...I thought everyone knew that

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    Who do you think you are?

    And what gives you the right?
    I am PajamaMan! And the Constitution of UnsafeAlpine gives me the right (I really wouldn't look at that thing if I were you...it stinks pretty badly)

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    Is it wrong to hate Hanson?
    I can only assume you mean Hanson Robotics. Yes, it is wrong, they freakin' make ROBOTS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    And the Constitution of UnsafeAlpine gives me the right (I really wouldn't look at that thing if I were you...it stinks pretty badly)
    I would question its authenticity if it didn't reek highly of its namesake.

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    will artifice really do anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    All the other trucks point their tires at Shorty and laugh at him because he won't go fast. Why do they tease him?
    They're jealous because they know he has a quiet dignity they don't have

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    my feet don't stink, why?
    I once had a girlfriend whose feet smelled like roses, after, like 6 hours of hiking. Creepiest thing ever. You need to wander over to Singing Sabre and get some of that nastiness.

    who's going to win the next world cup?
    I'm gonna say Rune Glifberg. He's been doing pretty well over the season and may look to take the Cup. Wait, we are talking about the Skateboarding World Cup, right?

    can siu lift 130lbs over her head?
    Siu can not only lift 130lbs over her head, but she can do it all sexy like. Something none of us hairy apes will be able to do.

    who's going to be the next next next next next next president of US?
    You assume the US is going to be around that long. You, my friend, are mistaken.

    NEXT!

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    Why?

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    will artifice really do anything?
    Hmm...I need more specifics... My initial thought is at some point you will probably pee and brush your teeth and go to bed, which happens to be something.

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    42 or pie???
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Why?
    Well, the long answer is that animal cells have membranes surrounding them that are both hydrophilic (at the "heads") and hydrophobic (at the "tails"). This allows an easy or passive distribution of hydrophobic molecules through the membrane (things like Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide) but prevents hydrophilic molecules to pass through (like water). The reason for the cell doing this is that Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide must pass quickly through the cell, but the cell needs to be more restrictive about the other substances it lets in.

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    I need Artifice to do something for me...will she?
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    What rhymes with "orange" ?

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    Ha ha!! These answers are awesome! Where in your head do you store the answers?
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    is AEO ever going to get any sweet deserts like pie, cake, cookies, etc. from his friend?
    I got like 20 "I'm making stuff" and not a single one of those ever wound up in my stomach.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    42 or pie???
    Well, one is the answer to life, the universe, and everything; the other is a tasty, tasty dessert. I'd go with pie. No one really needs to know what the answer to life, the universe, and everything is when there's pie around.

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    how come whenever Siu is online she's not red like the rest of us?

    is that a mole on your butt?
    did we win or lose?
    my light bulb burnt out, how many military officers do I need to fix it?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    will artifice really do anything?
    I'm sorry, but this question really demands more priority, don't you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I need Artifice to do something for me...will she?
    Yes, but only after you die

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    What rhymes with "orange" ?
    Blorange

    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Ha ha!! These answers are awesome! Where in your head do you store the answers?
    Unfortunately, these answers occupy my entire brain. That leaves very little for things like um....

    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    is AEO ever going to get any sweet deserts like pie, cake, cookies, etc. from his friend?
    Your friend will get you a sandy, hot desert, which is pretty cool, but not what you'd hoped for.

    I got like 20 "I'm making stuff" and not a single one of those ever wound up in my stomach.

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    Artifice doesn't have to do anything except be her usual sweet self.

    And "blorange" is not a word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Blorange



    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post

    And "blorange" is not a word.

    Yes it is. Don't you let the air out of my balloon..
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