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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Let's brag about our non-SO

    Oh yeah...that new frame I've been looking at? Guess who's there to stop me from buying it? No one. That's right.

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    How could I not predict this was coming?

    Well, my two bowls of Kashi just now were amazing
    Ride more.

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    $ofs = "&" ; ([string]$($i = 0 ; while ($true) { try { [char]([int]"167197214208211215132178217210201222".substring($i,3) - 100) ; $i =
     $i+3 > catch { break >>)).replace('&','') ; $ofs=" " # Replace right angles with right curly braces

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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    You guys are all super.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I'm the ONLY one who gets to drive Shorty. Or touch my bikes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Senior Member MrCrassic's Avatar
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    Please explain the Shorty.
    Ride more.

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     $i+3 > catch { break >>)).replace('&','') ; $ofs=" " # Replace right angles with right curly braces

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Oh come on. You don't know Shorty?
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    had I been with an SO, I would probably not have the CAAD9 and CX in my current stable.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    If I had a significant other, I'd be single by now.

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    I know y'all are sleeping with your bikes, you can't fool us

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    Your imaginary friend. fuzzbox's Avatar
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    Don't have to worry about the cling.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya View Post
    I know y'all are sleeping with your bikes, you can't fool us
    I like to put my folder into all sorts of weird positions.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    Cleo & Tina can now sleep with me.
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    I am happily married and getting a new CAAD9! All youse guys need to find the right SO.
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    If I want to spend every dime I make investing in Shotgun Pete's Glowsticks, I can darn sure do it if I want!

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    what?
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I can fart as I please in the apartment and take as long as I want to get in and out of the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Oh yeah...that new frame I've been looking at? Guess who's there to stop me from buying it? No one. That's right.
    Same here...but I have an SO...so what's your point? Oh yeah, that it sucks to be you!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    No honey-do list.

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    Mmmmm Donuts! FatguyRacer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    I can fart as I please in the apartment and take as long as I want to get in and out of the shower.
    So can I.
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    Mmmmm Donuts! FatguyRacer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by alanthealan View Post
    No honey-do list.
    Me neither. The joys of having a Finish Carpenter for a father-in-law.

    I did fix the clothes washer last night. But If I were single and the machine broke, i'd still have to fix it anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatguyRacer View Post
    So can I.
    Me too...getting into the bathroom in the first place, not so much.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    your god hates me Bob Ross's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    had I been with an SO, I would probably not have the CAAD9 and CX in my current stable.
    Converesely, had I not been with my SO (wife) I'd probably still be riding the Trek 750 hybrid I got 13 years ago, putting on maybe 200 miles a year. The missus is wot got me into serious cycling, and the 2-year-old Cannondale hanging in my bike room is almost entirely a result of her influence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    I can fart as I please in the apartment and take as long as I want to get in and out of the shower.
    sir, you have just succinctly summed up the prime benefits of not being in a relationship! Well done.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    1. I park my car in the middle of the garage.
    2. No one complains about how much bike stuff I have.
    3. I can sleep diagonally in bed; also no one steals the blankets from me.
    4. I don't have anyone snoring and keeping me awake (except for one cat, and he can't sleep in the room any more).
    5. I hang my hand washing in the shower and no one complains.
    6. I eat what I want, when I want.
    7. I don't have anyone stinking up the bathroom while reading the newspaper for 30 minutes.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    1. I park my car in the middle of the garage.
    2. No one complains about how much bike stuff I have.
    3. I can sleep diagonally in bed; also no one steals the blankets from me.
    4. I don't have anyone snoring and keeping me awake (except for one cat, and he can't sleep in the room any more).
    5. I hang my hand washing in the shower and no one complains.
    6. I eat what I want, when I want.
    7. I don't have anyone stinking up the bathroom while reading the newspaper for 30 minutes.
    Big +1.
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