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    Foo Writes a story

    It's creative writing time. I'll write a sentence or 2, and the next person picks up the story and continues it.


    Bob hung up the phone, smiling from ear to ear. The news that his new Surly had come in and was ready for him to pick up, along with the new panniers, lights, and fenders.

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    This was the last piece of the puzzle. On his way to the LBS, he stopped by the courthouse to finish up his name-change from "Bob" to "Fred."

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    The only question now was whether or not he was going to have to cut it into pieces to get it to fit into the panniers.

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    All of a sudden, a duck flies out of the newly purchased panniers!

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Suddenly Fred realizes he's hungry and thanks to the duck, all he can think of is duck a la orange for lunch. He looks around and spies the shotgun in the corner.

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    As Fred squeezes the trigger, and just microseconds before the duck's brains get splattered all over the wall, the duck says, "

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    The sight of the shotgun brought on a bout of severe depression. Bob picked up the *** and lovingly carressed it's butt stock as he wrapped his lips around the barrel. His toe sought out the trigger and as he flexed his calf, sweet relief entered his brain at over 1000 fps.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    The End.
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    So we can kill this thread huh? But the treadkiller thread seems to live on...

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Fred's cousin, sprockets, hears the noise and runs into the room, only to find a dead duck and a dead Fred lying next to a brand new Surly.

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    ...A Surly sonfabiatch, drunk, swearing to high heaven, and throwing punches at whatever happend to be nearby including himself...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    The duck is framed for the murder, but since murder only applies to humans, he got off free.

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    Suddenly, Detective Briscoe enters the room and catches Fred's cousin red-handed. "We've got you at the scene of the crime. We have the murder weapon. We can help you out now if you cooperate, but once the DA has it, there isn't much we can do."

    Then, Jack McCoy makes a rare appearance at the police department to personally deliver the news. "I won't be happy until there's a needle in your arm, and I will do what it takes to make sure that happens."
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    Fred's cousin, Doris, pulls up her sleeve to reveal half a lifetime of heroin addiction. "Do yer best, copper. Gimme a double."

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    In that husky voice of his.

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    Three years later, as he graduates from Nursing School, Jack McCoy glances in teh mirror. The determined face starts back at him and he must admit that white suits him.

    Now all he has to do is find out whatever happened to Fred's cousin and who is primary care physcian is. After that, the little matter of getting a needle in his arm should be a piece of cake.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Chapter Two:
    I am brought to the Day Room and meet a strange fellow patient
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    "So, what are you in the Day Room for today mate?" I ask. It is only then that I notice the world's largest needle sticking out of his left arm.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    He was hooked up to a coffee pot. He was too lazy to drink it, so he decided to take his coffee intravenously.
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    WOOT!! All highed up on caffeine, Jack thought what fun it would be to jump up and down in his bed and he jumped and jumped and WEEEEEEEEeee---AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh ...hh....!!!!!!!!! - Jack jumped out of the window onto a ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    He was hooked up to a coffee pot. He was too lazy to drink it, so he decided to take his coffee intravenously.


    (i printed this and have it taped to the wall by my desk here at work)

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    WOOT!! All highed up on caffeine, Jack thought what fun it would be to jump up and down in his bed and he jumped and jumped and WEEEEEEEEeee---AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh ...hh....!!!!!!!!! - Jack jumped out of the window onto a ...
    ..garbage truck heading straight for the dump. If he didn't get out fast, he was certainly on his way to being much more smelly than he was already. He had to think of a plan.

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    Chapter Three:
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    It was an attempt to stave off the effects of the impending zombie plague and apocalypse.

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    But as I have no brain, I am basically zombie proof, so I ignored the news and turned back to the mass pablum that I call Foo. Cakes and Pies and Threadkillers beckoned to me with their lifted skirts and perfumed thighs.
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