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    Bad remakes

    Someone said Knight Rider & Bad News Bears, already.

    The Departed < Infernal Affairs
    Transformers Michael Bay < Transformers cartoon/animated movie
    The Lake House < Il Mare
    Dawn of the Dead (2004) < Dawn of the Dead (1978)
    The Fog (2005) < The Fog (1980)
    Godzilla (1998) < Godzilla (1954)

    What else ya got?

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    Planet of the Apes with Mark Whalberg < Planet of the Apes with Charlton Heston (though neither was really that good)

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    Check this...I couldn't stop laughing. Hollywood = load of stupid.

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    'Vanishing Point" (1971) Good movie


    "Vanishing Point" (1997) Not so good.
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    I loved both the old trasformers as well as the new movie. For me there was just something really really really cool about seeing a live action transformers movie. The opening sequence with Blackout was pretty incredible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    I loved both the old trasformers as well as the new movie. For me there was just something really really really cool about seeing a live action transformers movie. The opening sequence with Blackout was pretty incredible.
    Bah...Michael Bay transformed Megatron into a bargain bin Sauron. So wrong...

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    Ok, yeah, the new jagged Megatron shape was kinda meh... I liked the space fighter idea but the whole thing was just too jagged/organic looking. They should have at least had an extremely prominent cannon and maybe a sleeker but sinister appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Ok, yeah, the new jagged Megatron shape was kinda meh... I liked the space fighter idea but the whole thing was just too jagged/organic looking. They should have at least had an extremely prominent cannon and maybe a sleeker but sinister appearance.
    I hope the sequel has Galvatron lining up and disintegrating Michael Bay in a cameo. I'd pay to see that.

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    I know alot of directors like to have small cameos, but has Micheal Bay ever done one in his movies?

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    High Society. On paper, it sounds brilliant: hey, let's make The Philadelphia Story as a musical! We'll get Bing and Frank and Grace Kelly. It'll be beautiful!

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    Mr. Deeds (Adam Sandler) < Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (Gary freakin' Cooper)

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    Lets make this easier, what remake was better then the original?

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    well, maybe the Maltese Falcon, but that's a close one.
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    They re-made that??

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    Blaspheme....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadeInItaly View Post
    Lets make this easier, what remake was better then the original?
    Cape Fear....I much preferred the remake over the original.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Cape Fear....I much preferred the remake over the original.
    Nice. They are both great , but the second is amazing.. Well done. I will shut up for the rest of the day....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadeInItaly View Post
    They re-made that??
    The H Bogart was a remake....and the original was pdg!
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    You learn something new everyday.. Now tell me what PDG is, I'm not that hip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadeInItaly View Post
    They re-made that??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadeInItaly View Post
    You learn something new everyday.. Now tell me what PDG is, I'm not that hip...
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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    That looks like more of a sequel by the synopsis than a remake.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    hmmmm....

    Longest Yard (1974) better than The Longest Yard (2005)

    Both staring Burt Reynolds...
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