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Old 10-03-08, 12:37 AM   #1
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DO NOT make me laugh...

Seriously... stop posting or saying anything funny as it makes me laugh and because of this bug I have been fighting... the laughing turns into some brutal coughing.

I guess that this means that only jsharr can post here until I am feeling better...
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OK - have it your way boss. You win.
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Thank you.

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Ummmm... what kind of bug are you fighting? Is it some sort of giant aphid, or is it more like a firefly or moth? Knowing the enemy would help select your weapon. A dagger would be suitable against the aphid, but cymbals would be good for a firefly. For a moth - flamethrowers are usually good.
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and I'm not a doctor, but you might want to not stay up all late like this. Your system gets stressed and weakened, and before you know it, you'll be hallucinating all kinds of weird stuff. Like you'll be seeing all kinds of strange things, and really stupid stuff that makes no sense - and then your head will hurt.
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and I'm not a doctor, but you might want to not stay up all late like this. Your system gets stressed and weakened, and before you know it, you'll be hallucinating all kinds of weird stuff. Like you'll be seeing all kinds of strange things, and really stupid stuff that makes no sense - and then your head will hurt.

and stand back and cover your mouth when you do that cough thingy. sheesh.
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You so do not want what I've got.

I was catching up on the VP debate... or perhaps I was hallucinating.

No-one can be that stupid... can they ?

Palin wasn't really winking... was she ?

Anyways... that made my head hurt.

On the bright side... our debates do not provide the same level of comic fodder yours do.
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Uncle Zorro... I am going to take your advice and get to bed.

Remember... no funny stuff.
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You so do not want what I've got.

I was catching up on the VP debate... or perhaps I was hallucinating.


No-one can be that stupid... can they ?

Palin wasn't really winking... was she ?

Anyways... that made my head hurt.

On the bright side... our debates do not provide the same level of comic fodder yours do.
Well... to change tense on Monty Python...
But I'm getting better.
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So you want me to put my clothes back on and kill the webcam feed Sixty?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Holy Crap on Toast that is the eptiome of hilarity. Where on earth did you find such a thing as that? I have never seen anything like it! Best Post Evar! OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAI
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Thank you for not making me laugh.
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Hey, Sixty , have you seen this

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Ummmm... what kind of bug are you fighting? Is it some sort of giant aphid, or is it more like a firefly or moth? Knowing the enemy would help select your weapon. A dagger would be suitable against the aphid, but cymbals would be good for a firefly. For a moth - flamethrowers are usually good.
Flamethrowers are always the answer.
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Flamethrowers are always the answer.


I'm tempted to get the poster for my cubicle at work...
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What? There's a poster? Dammit! I need to get one!
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Flamethrowers are always the answer.
No... one must have a BOOMstick.

Cause that also works on zombies.
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What? There's a poster? Dammit! I need to get one!
http://store.valvesoftware.com/tf2/prints.html

There's a bunch of Team Fortress 2 related posters. I already have the Anatomy of a Heavy poster and i'm planning on getting the "Sandvich" poster.
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But laughter IS the best medicine!!!!





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by all means, don't check out these unfunny sites

http://www.doingitwrong.com/
http://failblog.org/
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But laughter IS the best medicine!!!!

The junk in the bathtub disturbs me. I had a neighbor once who kept her apartment in total filth. I'm talkin' Jerry Springer intervention type filth. I had to crawl through the window once because she lost her keys. When I was in there I saw that the bathtub was piled high with garbage. It had clearly not been used for some time.

I feel bad for that kid in the photo.

(Hey, how's that for not making you laugh?)
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And a much more subtle one:

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