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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    DO NOT make me laugh...

    Seriously... stop posting or saying anything funny as it makes me laugh and because of this bug I have been fighting... the laughing turns into some brutal coughing.

    I guess that this means that only jsharr can post here until I am feeling better...

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    OK - have it your way boss. You win.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Thank you.

    *cough*

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    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
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    Ummmm... what kind of bug are you fighting? Is it some sort of giant aphid, or is it more like a firefly or moth? Knowing the enemy would help select your weapon. A dagger would be suitable against the aphid, but cymbals would be good for a firefly. For a moth - flamethrowers are usually good.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    and I'm not a doctor, but you might want to not stay up all late like this. Your system gets stressed and weakened, and before you know it, you'll be hallucinating all kinds of weird stuff. Like you'll be seeing all kinds of strange things, and really stupid stuff that makes no sense - and then your head will hurt.
    Be respectful of your elders too.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    and I'm not a doctor, but you might want to not stay up all late like this. Your system gets stressed and weakened, and before you know it, you'll be hallucinating all kinds of weird stuff. Like you'll be seeing all kinds of strange things, and really stupid stuff that makes no sense - and then your head will hurt.

    and stand back and cover your mouth when you do that cough thingy. sheesh.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    You so do not want what I've got.

    I was catching up on the VP debate... or perhaps I was hallucinating.

    No-one can be that stupid... can they ?

    Palin wasn't really winking... was she ?

    Anyways... that made my head hurt.

    On the bright side... our debates do not provide the same level of comic fodder yours do.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Uncle Zorro... I am going to take your advice and get to bed.

    Remember... no funny stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    You so do not want what I've got.

    I was catching up on the VP debate... or perhaps I was hallucinating.


    No-one can be that stupid... can they ?

    Palin wasn't really winking... was she ?

    Anyways... that made my head hurt.

    On the bright side... our debates do not provide the same level of comic fodder yours do.
    Well... to change tense on Monty Python...
    But I'm getting better.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    So you want me to put my clothes back on and kill the webcam feed Sixty?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Holy Crap on Toast that is the eptiome of hilarity. Where on earth did you find such a thing as that? I have never seen anything like it! Best Post Evar! OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAI
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Thank you for not making me laugh.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Hey, Sixty , have you seen this

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm resisting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Ummmm... what kind of bug are you fighting? Is it some sort of giant aphid, or is it more like a firefly or moth? Knowing the enemy would help select your weapon. A dagger would be suitable against the aphid, but cymbals would be good for a firefly. For a moth - flamethrowers are usually good.
    Flamethrowers are always the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeast View Post
    Flamethrowers are always the answer.


    I'm tempted to get the poster for my cubicle at work...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    What? There's a poster? Dammit! I need to get one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeast View Post
    Flamethrowers are always the answer.
    No... one must have a BOOMstick.

    Cause that also works on zombies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeast View Post
    What? There's a poster? Dammit! I need to get one!
    http://store.valvesoftware.com/tf2/prints.html

    There's a bunch of Team Fortress 2 related posters. I already have the Anatomy of a Heavy poster and i'm planning on getting the "Sandvich" poster.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    But laughter IS the best medicine!!!!





    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    by all means, don't check out these unfunny sites

    http://www.doingitwrong.com/
    http://failblog.org/
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    But laughter IS the best medicine!!!!

    The junk in the bathtub disturbs me. I had a neighbor once who kept her apartment in total filth. I'm talkin' Jerry Springer intervention type filth. I had to crawl through the window once because she lost her keys. When I was in there I saw that the bathtub was piled high with garbage. It had clearly not been used for some time.

    I feel bad for that kid in the photo.

    (Hey, how's that for not making you laugh?)

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    And a much more subtle one:


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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