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    Flying funnies.

    What's the funniest, craziest, most stupid thing that someone has ever thrown at you? Not TO you but at you....to hit you with it.

    Someone threw one of those chocolate pudding cups at me when I was a kid during lunch time. I caught it and ate it.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I had a condom tossed to me on campus last Friday....Like I would actually use it...
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Was it used, or new?
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    did you make a hair band out of it?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    beer can...full. At a party in college.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Was it used, or new?
    New. I tossed it at someone else.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Are panties funny?


    How about if my mom threw them at me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Are panties funny?


    How about if my mom threw them at me?
    your wife could throw hers at me. I would not be upset.
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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    your wife could throw hers at me. I would not be upset.
    That can be arranged - for a price.

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    hmmm....guess your portfolio is sucking wind too.
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    Trying to buy a new TT bike.

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    Butter knife.

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    flo, the *****.

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    A Flying Screaming Monkey. It scared the **** out of me. They are hilarious.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3fKgZUmLhs"]YouTube - Flying Screaming Monkey[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    flo, the *****.
    to be funny, it really should not be something that happens to yuo on a daily basis. just saying.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    No joke, a mud ball made with gasoline, burning and exploding as I caught it.
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    A cup of gasoline...on fire.

    It set my cords aflame (hey, this was back in the 70's). I stopped, dropped and rolled and the cords weren't even singed.

    Explanation: My cousin was pouring gas on a campfire at the California City Grand Prix to "get it started again", not realizing the embers might ignite the gas and fire might travel up the stream.

    In his defense, I don't think he meant to throw it at me...he was just surprised and I happened to be on the other side of the firepit.
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    Bottled and aged urine.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Basketball.

    To bad the jerk who pegged it at me got the crap kicked out of him by a girl after that. Must have been embarrassing.

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    Cheeseburger wrapper, by a prick in an SUV. Not because I cut him off, but because he was pissed that he failed to cut me off.

    Ok, the object wasn't that funny, but the scenario was.

    I've also had unpasteurized milk thrown at me. Straight out of a cow. When I was 5. It was traumatizing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    Bottled and aged urine.
    It doesn't count if you paid for the service.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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