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Old 10-06-08, 11:03 AM   #1
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Flying funnies.

What's the funniest, craziest, most stupid thing that someone has ever thrown at you? Not TO you but at you....to hit you with it.

Someone threw one of those chocolate pudding cups at me when I was a kid during lunch time. I caught it and ate it.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:04 AM   #2
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:05 AM   #3
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I had a condom tossed to me on campus last Friday....Like I would actually use it...
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Old 10-06-08, 11:06 AM   #4
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Was it used, or new?
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Old 10-06-08, 11:07 AM   #5
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did you make a hair band out of it?
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Old 10-06-08, 11:14 AM   #6
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Old 10-06-08, 11:18 AM   #7
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Was it used, or new?
New. I tossed it at someone else.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:19 AM   #8
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Are panties funny?


How about if my mom threw them at me?
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Old 10-06-08, 11:20 AM   #9
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How about if my mom threw them at me?
your wife could throw hers at me. I would not be upset.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:22 AM   #10
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Old 10-06-08, 11:27 AM   #11
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That can be arranged - for a price.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:32 AM   #12
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hmmm....guess your portfolio is sucking wind too.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:33 AM   #13
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Old 10-06-08, 12:09 PM   #14
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Old 10-06-08, 12:15 PM   #15
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Old 10-06-08, 12:30 PM   #16
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to be funny, it really should not be something that happens to yuo on a daily basis. just saying.
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Old 10-06-08, 09:58 PM   #18
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Old 10-06-08, 10:41 PM   #19
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A cup of gasoline...on fire.

It set my cords aflame (hey, this was back in the 70's). I stopped, dropped and rolled and the cords weren't even singed.

Explanation: My cousin was pouring gas on a campfire at the California City Grand Prix to "get it started again", not realizing the embers might ignite the gas and fire might travel up the stream.

In his defense, I don't think he meant to throw it at me...he was just surprised and I happened to be on the other side of the firepit.
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Old 10-06-08, 11:05 PM   #20
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Old 10-06-08, 11:59 PM   #21
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To bad the jerk who pegged it at me got the crap kicked out of him by a girl after that. Must have been embarrassing.
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Old 10-07-08, 12:31 AM   #22
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Cheeseburger wrapper, by a prick in an SUV. Not because I cut him off, but because he was pissed that he failed to cut me off.

Ok, the object wasn't that funny, but the scenario was.

I've also had unpasteurized milk thrown at me. Straight out of a cow. When I was 5. It was traumatizing.
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