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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    Oh snap. They are on to me.

    I may not have much time. I think I'm being tracked by the campus police. I just walked by one of the officers and he whispered something into his radio, so I'm thinking that they are tracking me. I'm on the top floor of the library right now, hiding in one of the corner cubicles.

    I keep expecting a flashbang to come come flying near me. I know that they are tracking me. They want me for something. I know it. And what really sucks is I am wearing a huge flannel jacket and jean shorts, so I am easily identifiable. And I'm 6'4'', but that's another story.

    Anyways, I'm just writing this in what could be my last few moments before they get me. *stands up, looks around suspiciously*. Okay. I don't see anyone, but they could be hiding behind the book racks. I don't know why they would want me. I haven't done anything wrong (I think). I just spend my days going to classes and posting on BF.

    I will keep you guys ( and galz) up to date. If I stop posting suddenly, well, then, you know they got me. I think I'm safe up here. This would be one of the few places they search.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Were i a non-heterosexual male, i'd be all over you like flies on vinegar. Good thing i'm a non-heterosexual female.

    Wait, what?!?

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I can guide you but you must do exactly as I say.

    The cubicle across from you is empty.


    Go, now. Stay here for just a moment. When I tell you, go to the end of the row, to the office at the end of the hall. Stay as low as you can. Go, now. Good. Now, outside there is a scaffold.


    We don't have time, Hickeydog. To your left there's a window. Go to it. Open it. You can use the scaffold to get to the roof.


    There are two ways out of this building. One is that scaffold, the other is in their custody. You take a chance either way. I leave it to you.

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    Okay. I'm on the scaffolding. Now what?


    CCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    You know, one of those aluminum foil hats will take you off of their radar.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    Too late for that. They already have a good fix on where I am and they have the library surrounded. I may to put my Parkour training into effect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Are you carrying your high powered *****? If so, head for the bell tower.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    I may to put my Parkour training into effect.
    Peter Parker training would help moar.

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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Well, that's just an incredibly interesting story, but anywho......


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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Are you carrying your high powered *****? If so, head for the bell tower.
    Unfortunatley, I do not have my M-81 (50 cal sniper). Plus, I already spotted the sniper in the bell tower, so heading there would not be such a great idea. But I did remember my MP10, so I could shoot my out if I have to, but I would rather not.

    Okay. Looks like they are doing a floor-to-floor sweep of the whole library. Good thing they started in the basement. I'm going to get in the ventilation ducts and possibly head towards the roof.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    "Don't tase me, bro!"

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    Banlieue 13, great stuff.

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    Lay on the floor and pretend you're swimming. They'll leave you alone for a moment.

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    See? That's what you get for going to that place that you weren't supposed to go to....and you know what I'm talking about.....We tried to warn you about the ti forum...
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    You're gonna die. Quick, call your parents. Tell them I get your bike.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    See? That's what you get for going to that place that you weren't supposed to go to....and you know what I'm talking about.....We tried to warn you about the ti forum...
    you never said not to go in there. You just said to enjoy it while I could. If I had known you send the cops after me, I wouldn't have gone there.

    But anyways. I made it out. I crawled into the ventilation ducts and I am hiding on top of the elevator car.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Okay, I called in a few favosr and you should live this one out if you can follow directions. Sit still, in that chair to your right. Cross your left hand over right and whistle Dixie. A man in a gray suit will be there shortly. Do exactly as he says.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    I'm on the top of an elevator. There is no chair.

    And Chip, you wouldn't fit on my bike. Unless you ride a 60 cm frame....

    Boy it is dark in here..... I hope my Ipod's battery last so I can keep posting
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Okay, I called in a few favosr and you should live this one out if you can follow directions. Sit still, in that chair to your right. Cross your left hand over right and whistle Dixie. A man in a gray suit will be there shortly. Do exactly as he says.
    NO YOU DID NOT! I thought we agreed, never again would we invoke he who's name shall not be mentioned. He's gonna be pissed when he....and finds out Hickeydog ain't a gurl!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    good luck buddy

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    Can I have your avatar?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    NO YOU DID NOT! I thought we agreed, never again would we invoke he who's name shall not be mentioned. He's gonna be pissed when he....and finds out Hickeydog ain't a gurl!
    He will be soon enough, and he who shall not be mentioned promised to post before and after pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Can I have your avatar?
    why would you want it?

    And just remember Chip: I know where you live (well, not precicely, but close enough for my nuke)


    Crap. They found me. Can't anyone give me a hand here?
    *dashes out the front door with SWAT close behind*
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    *trips up a SWAT member or two*

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