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    Halitosis

    D*mn, just ate some serious raw onion on a burger and have some wicked crazy breath. What makes your breath reek so bad, you can't stand yourself?

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    Orange juice, funny enough. I'm not sure if anybody else could smell it, but I can. Several minutes after drinking some, yuck. I usually try to swish my mouth out with water after some OJ (better for the teeth that way, too).

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    I eat the tongues of people with halitosis.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I eat the tongues of people with halitosis.
    Does that still count at 2nd base?

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    Antihistamines
    They make my breath stink.
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    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    lead-based paint off Chinese toys
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    Does that still count at 2nd base?
    I seldom if ever do this on a baseball diamond. It is usually done in the back of an old van in a dark alley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    ^ KT=dilettante. We're all about the paint chips at my pad.

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    Friskies on Saltines™




    p.s. it's a good way to stretch the food dollar and i can shop for me and my cat at the same time!

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    butt kissing

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    Quote Originally Posted by linux_author View Post
    Friskies on Saltines™




    p.s. it's a good way to stretch the food dollar and i can shop for me and my cat at the same time!
    You retired?

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    Peanut butter breath is the worst...
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    lead-based paint off Chinese toys
    Mmmm. Thats stuff is really good with a industrial solvent sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    D*mn, just ate some serious raw onion on a burger and have some wicked crazy breath. What makes your breath reek so bad, you can't stand yourself?
    Eating some serious raw onion on a burger.

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    Feces with garlic salt makes my breath stink, but as delicious and addicting as it is, I have to stay away from it. Cholesterol, y'know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kellyjdrummer View Post
    Feces with garlic salt makes my breath stink, but as delicious and addicting as it is, I have to stay away from it. Cholesterol, y'know.
    I see you been eating at jack in the box again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I see you been eating at jack in the box again.
    Ohoooooooooooo...

    I was going to riff on Roma tomatoes, but that would be in poor taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I see you been eating at jack in the box again.
    Hardee's. I just can't resist those grilled butt burgers on sourdough. Damn.

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    I make a really garlicky habanero salsa, and it's not just my breath that stinks from it. I literally exude garlic and hot pepper stench from every pore of my body the next day. The Girl won't let me make the stuff unless she's not going to be around a day later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Antihistamines
    They make my breath stink.
    Your breath always stinks Allen, you just can't smell it when you are stopped up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Your breath always stinks Allen, you just can't smell it when you are stopped up.
    Well, that's freeing.
    No more using Comet® toothpaste for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    I make a really garlicky habanero salsa, and it's not just my breath that stinks from it. I literally exude garlic and hot pepper stench from every pore of my body the next day. The Girl won't let me make the stuff unless she's not going to be around a day later.
    'Y think you should lose the girl? I mean, NO GARLIC? Sheesh.

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