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Old 10-07-08, 12:17 PM   #1
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Halitosis

D*mn, just ate some serious raw onion on a burger and have some wicked crazy breath. What makes your breath reek so bad, you can't stand yourself?
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Old 10-07-08, 12:20 PM   #2
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Orange juice, funny enough. I'm not sure if anybody else could smell it, but I can. Several minutes after drinking some, yuck. I usually try to swish my mouth out with water after some OJ (better for the teeth that way, too).
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Old 10-07-08, 12:20 PM   #3
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I eat the tongues of people with halitosis.
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Old 10-07-08, 12:24 PM   #4
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Does that still count at 2nd base?
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Old 10-07-08, 12:24 PM   #5
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Antihistamines
They make my breath stink.
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Old 10-07-08, 12:24 PM   #6
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Does that still count at 2nd base?
I seldom if ever do this on a baseball diamond. It is usually done in the back of an old van in a dark alley.
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Old 10-07-08, 12:31 PM   #8
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^ KT=dilettante. We're all about the paint chips at my pad.
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Old 10-07-08, 12:34 PM   #9
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p.s. it's a good way to stretch the food dollar and i can shop for me and my cat at the same time!
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You retired?
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Peanut butter breath is the worst...
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Old 10-07-08, 01:07 PM   #15
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D*mn, just ate some serious raw onion on a burger and have some wicked crazy breath. What makes your breath reek so bad, you can't stand yourself?
Eating some serious raw onion on a burger.
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Feces with garlic salt makes my breath stink, but as delicious and addicting as it is, I have to stay away from it. Cholesterol, y'know.
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Feces with garlic salt makes my breath stink, but as delicious and addicting as it is, I have to stay away from it. Cholesterol, y'know.
I see you been eating at jack in the box again.
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I see you been eating at jack in the box again.
Ohoooooooooooo...

I was going to riff on Roma tomatoes, but that would be in poor taste.
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Old 10-07-08, 01:20 PM   #19
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I see you been eating at jack in the box again.
Hardee's. I just can't resist those grilled butt burgers on sourdough. Damn.
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I make a really garlicky habanero salsa, and it's not just my breath that stinks from it. I literally exude garlic and hot pepper stench from every pore of my body the next day. The Girl won't let me make the stuff unless she's not going to be around a day later.
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Your breath always stinks Allen, you just can't smell it when you are stopped up.
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Old 10-07-08, 02:52 PM   #22
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Your breath always stinks Allen, you just can't smell it when you are stopped up.
Well, that's freeing.
No more using Comet® toothpaste for me.
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I make a really garlicky habanero salsa, and it's not just my breath that stinks from it. I literally exude garlic and hot pepper stench from every pore of my body the next day. The Girl won't let me make the stuff unless she's not going to be around a day later.
'Y think you should lose the girl? I mean, NO GARLIC? Sheesh.
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