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    lets examine the possibilities.

    yesterday, the bf in training (aka best friend) calls.
    him: "hey, want to do dinner or something... and chat?"
    me: "....oh, I dunno. I'm really doing OK, I think I just need some alone time"
    him: "no, I don't mean about that [i assumed he meant about my dad] I just have some other things on my mind"
    me: "Is there something you need to chat about?"
    him: "well.. I just wanted to explain why I've been such a failure since July... I probably should ahve been more aggressive"
    me: "well, you could put the same blame on me. I've been running at full speed for more months than I can count, and between moving to mpls, my dad, and now CO I don't know which end is up... we'll hang out soon. I'm just not up for anything tonight"
    ... 10 min later I call back
    me: "Sorry, I was being self-centered as usual. Is there something you were trying to tell me, and I didn't let you?"
    him: "Naw.. it can wait."
    Today on messenger
    me: whatever. you're coming out to visit
    him: more than you know
    me: pshhh you don't have a family either. come out for thanksgiving! we can get a rotisserie chicken and instant potatos at rainbow
    him: instant potatoes are not allowed!
    me: how much mroe than i know?
    him: oh, that's for me to surprise you with...regularly
    me: well if its regular its not a surprise
    him: it won't be regular...you know what I mean
    me: somebody's got to challenge you
    so, whats he saying??!

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    well, he's a real potato kind of guy, for one.

    Sounds like he is genuinely sorry to see you go...
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    beats me....you youngins don't speak american no more.

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    He's planning on ruining my plans for OUR future.



    I dunno... Men are so weird sometimes. I should know.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Sounds like he plans on being regular. That's always a good thing.

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    He's following you to CO
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Sounds like he plans on being regular. That's always a good thing.
    that's where the real potatoes come in
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    He's following you to CO
    That's where the police come in?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.

    edit: now thats not to say i don't like the guy, I really adore him. I'm just clearly having an issue with the concept of one relationship at a time, i've instead opted for none all at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.
    yup. Well, I hadn't imagined the vomit.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.

    edit: now thats not to say i don't like the guy, I really adore him. I'm just clearly having an issue with the concept of one relationship at a time, i've instead opted for none all at once.
    Yeah, that's what we were saying.

    Minus the puke part. Unless you're into that kind of thing...

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    i am an evil, cold hearted witch. pcad is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    I'm in fear I'm going to get some serious relationship proposal and puke all over it.

    edit: now thats not to say i don't like the guy, I really adore him. I'm just clearly having an issue with the concept of one relationship at a time, i've instead opted for none all at once.
    monogamy is over rated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    yup. Well, I hadn't imagined the vomit.
    S'okay, there are guys that are into that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    i am an evil, cold hearted witch. pcad is right.
    Incorrect.

    BF in training obviously thought he had more time. You forced his hand. There is no one to blame in this. You are under no obligation to accept.

    He needs to understand that not accepting is not an insult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebottle1 View Post
    S'okay, there are guys that are into that.
    so I hear......
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Ah crap, am I gonna have to duke it out with someone? I hate fighting over girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    so, whats he saying??!
    I couldn't follow either one of you in that last conversation. I guess I don't speak Generation Y or Z or whatever generation you young 'uns are calling it these days.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I really have no idea what lanuage that is, but I think he's trying to tell you he's pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I couldn't follow either one of you in that last conversation. I guess I don't speak Generation Y or Z or whatever generation you young 'uns are calling it these days.
    I couldn't either. I have no idea what was said other than 'words'.
    -------

    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    he wants to start a long distance relationship with you...he's going to visit you in colorado as often as he can...he might be planning on having regular bowel movements, and instant potatoes have the opposite affect so he will never eat instant potatoes again...

    i think i nailed it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    yesterday, the bf in training (aka best friend) calls.


    ... 10 min later I call back


    Today on messenger


    so, whats he saying??!
    Where online can I find a doofus translator? This guys more confusing than my girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrobert View Post
    I really have no idea what lanuage that is, but I think he's trying to tell you he's pregnant.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Ah crap, am I gonna have to duke it out with someone? I hate fighting over girls.
    Correct me if i'm wrong, but are you asking for a challange?!?

    http://www.homestarrunner.com/underconstruction.html

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    STALKER!


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