I was riding on a college neighborhood. There were lots of pretty young women there, the place was flooded with them. With the helmet (yeah I finally got one), the sunglasses and all the cycling year, it's not evident that I'm an old dude. I was enjoying a few "looks", I was happy. I took a trail that goes through a park. There's a lake at the park and a bench near the lake. I like that bench, it's quite a few yards away from the trail itself, kind of hidden. I often stop there to have a cigarette, away from everybody else so I don't bother anybody with the smoke.
I spotted these 2 young women walking on the trail, far away. I'm married but there's nothing wrong with looking... right? Anyway, they are getting closer, walking, talking, laughing and pointing at stuff on a magazine. They turn left and right and even walk backwards, talking to each other... showing off how curvy they were (and they were very curvy). One had short jeans and a very short shirt showing up the belly button. The other one had what seemed to be hot pants (the ones that are so tight that leave some butt exposed), but they were still far away so I wasn't sure. They leave the trail and start walking towards me. There's nobody else on sight, they must wanna talk to me or they really like this bench. As they come closer, I can see they are wearing a lot of make up. Not too much tho, looking real pretty... almost ******. By the clothes, the curvy bodies, the makeup and the behavior I would say early 20s. And yup, now it was clear, hot pants!
They keep closing in, passing a trash can, walking real sexy, moving and shaking everything they had (and yes, they did had stuff to shake). And then it hit me... WTF! They are as tall as the freaking trash can! AHHH! They weren't pretty young women! They were underage little girls! I got up, felling terrible and ashamed of myself, grabbed the bike and started walking towards the trail. I passed the girls, looking the other way and one of them said "Wait! Can you give us a cigarette?". I just looked down and kept walking, got on the trail and rode away without looking back. What's wrong with young girls these days? They couldn't be more than 13.... Dressing like that, walking like that, asking a stranger for a cigarette? WTF?
Now I'm afraid of looking at women from far away distances.