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    More bumper stickers

    Here are what a few interesting bumper stickers I've seen said.

    DON'T LAUGH. IT'S PAID FOR.

    SUPPORT THE TROOPS; DUMP BUSH.

    BE PART OF THE PROBLEM; DON'T VOTE.

    Have any of you seen ones like these? Your contributions are welcome.

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?

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    Not really a sticker, but theres a guy in my city who has a
    license plate that reads "10 MPG"

    he drives one of these:


    Obnoxious.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?
    What is THAT supposed to mean?
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    What is THAT supposed to mean?
    You're in gridlock, staring at someone else's caboose. Wouldn't you rather be at home curled up behind I good book, I know I would. Then again, I cycle commute, so no issue for me.

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    "my suv runs on mini coopers"

    "my suv will eat your mini cooper"
    Yellow + Blue Jerseys!

    Get your Cranky T-Shirt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    You're in gridlock, staring at someone else's caboose. Wouldn't you rather be at home curled up behind I good book, I know I would. Then again, I cycle commute, so no issue for me.
    I'm usually in my truck looking DOWN at trunks so I don't see bumper stickers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    you commute in this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I'm usually in my truck looking DOWN at trunks so I don't see bumper stickers.
    You are too close if you can't see the bumpers...

    Well, unless you are real short, in which case you probably couldn't see them driving most cars either.

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    My favorite of all time. On a car in St. Petersburg, FL

    "Here's to all the kisses I've snatched. And Vice-Versa."
    "The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

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    My favorite is still:

    HONK IF I'M POLISH
    “Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
    ― Muhammad Ali

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    My other car is a broom

    I hope to be the person my dog thinks I am
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Seen on the back of a Galaxy 500

    "My other car is in the trunk"
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    seen on the back of a Ford Explorer: "Hummers are for dicks"

    seen most recently, written underneath the pink (Breast Cancer Awareness) ribbon symobl: "Save the ta-ta's"

    ...take off on the little red white & blue Bush support "W04" oval sticker: Wtf

    saw one with just the sillouhette of a "support ribbon"...that read: "Some ******* stole my godamn support ribbon!" (wish I could fint one of those for my car)

    and one of my all time fav's...seen on the back of an old beat up p/u truck near Charleston,SC: "Love is grand; Divorce is Twenty-Grand"

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    My kid can beat up your honor student.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobartlemagne View Post
    Not really a sticker, but theres a guy in my city who has a
    license plate that reads "10 MPG"
    A buddy of mine has the vanity plate: "SRSLY", it made me lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    My kid can beat up your honor student.
    As obnoxious as the "My kid is an honor student at..." stickers are, the "My kid can beat up..." stickers are even more so.

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    New girl in my apartment complex has one on her CJ that says "Topless Jeep Chick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by apricissimus View Post
    As obnoxious as the "My kid is an honor student at..." stickers are, the "My kid can beat up..." stickers are even more so.
    What, you don't like" "My parrott is smarter than your honor roll student"???

    ...or: "My dad is a model prisoner at Downstate Correctional Facility"

    what the hell's wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    A buddy of mine has the vanity plate: "SRSLY", it made me lol.
    I have a vanity plate, but being the low-key unassuming guy I am, mine is comprised of a set of 3 completely random numbers followed by 3 completely random letters. I like looking back, while I'm sitting at redlights, staring back through my rear view mirror at the people behind me scratching their heads trying to figure out what it means.

    I worked with a guy years ago that had "thee" coolest vanity tag ever; it read, and I'm not making this up: "LOST TAG" ...I often wonder if he still has it, or if he gave it up? I wonder if the DMV would issue me one that read: "STOLENCAR!"?

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    "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

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    "Earth First. We'll log the other planets later."

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    On the front bumper of a beverage delivery truck...

    IF YOU MUST DRINK AND DRIVE, DRINK PEPSI.

    On a dairy's delivery truck...

    GET HIGH ON MILK. OUR COWS ARE ON GRASS.

    And available for sale in a local bicycle shop...

    MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A BICYCLE

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    DO THEY HAVE AN UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE IF CRAWFORD, TEXAS?("W" needs to know)"

    "MY CAR PAYMENT: $0"

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    At work, we bought one that said "I failed anger management class" and put it on our boss's bumper. This may not seem like a big deal, but about a year and a half ago he got into a fight with his stepson and actually had to go to anger management classes several times a week.

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