No words are necessary
Trying to find the sound clip of Barney from The Simpsons saying, "My heart stopped. <long pause> Oh, there it goes again!" but can't. Anyway, you get the idea.
Why is that more of that good schmokey goodness fried to perfection on that sammie?
<looks down at peas and little bowl of bean soup.
Someone's going to eat that for lunch and survive. I eat a banana and yogurt for lunch, exercise almost every damn day (and have my entire life), and have high cholesterol and triglycerides. There's no justice in the world.
that thing is far from epic...
Ewwww... need to cook the bacon until it's crispy, and then maybe it'll be epic.
No Iron Chef T-shirt for you!
HHCMF - Take pride in your ability to amaze lesser mortals! - MikeR
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
yes, may i offer you some fried chicken embryos and fiberglass insulation?
*opens a six pack of beer cans still in plastic ring thingee*
Yes. I need to consume mass quantities.