A couple of days ago (maybe even yesterday, I don't remember) I saw a picture in a thread around here some place. It was a B&W picture of a young girl with a kitten on her shoulder. When I saw it, I thought "I know this picture from somewhere..."
Just you wait.... the next one is going to be made on the charcoal grill... And make no mistake about it - it will be EPIC. You know, I caught a lot of flak for reusing your "epic" superlative, so rest assured, my friend, there will be no mistaking the next one, by anybody, as anything other than complete, total, dominating EPICNESS.
I am going to find a way to broadcast its creation in real time on the internet complete with sound.
hmmm I wonder if there's a spell for "crap matches", "gale force wind" or "EPIC downpour" to make that grilling experience most memorable ...
Scared, are we?
My grill is underneath my deck, which is underneath an awning, which is in a little recessed corner of my house, protected from wind. I use charcoal that lights itself on fire when it realizes the yummy goodness it is about to propel into the world. There is nothing you can do to prevent this