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Old 10-17-08, 09:27 AM   #1
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4 hours and 39 minutes for 20.2 pounds

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My God, what is the caloric value of that?!?!?!?!
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Old 10-17-08, 09:30 AM   #2
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OMG....I can hear his arteries screaming for mercy from here
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Old 10-17-08, 09:50 AM   #3
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Holy. F***.

I'm gonna need to go for a bike ride after just looking at that...
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Old 10-17-08, 10:03 AM   #4
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My guesstimate would be that he took in enough calories to last him a week.
(5x3000=60000.)

Okay. More like a month.
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Old 10-17-08, 10:51 AM   #7
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I figure around 2500 cal just from the condiments. I wonder if the bun was whole-wheat.

But his body's going to have to burn a lot just to process that load. Take a nap for a year or something like this ol' girl:

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The burger looks pretty good too me. I'd eat it.
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Considering that he may have been metabolizing as he was eating, I suppose it depends on whether he's active or not...but that's still a pretty huge health risk.

1 cup of mayonnaise?! That's about lunch calories right there...ALL IN FAT!
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Old 10-17-08, 11:16 AM   #10
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I would not be able to eat that whole thing in a week. I would have trouble just eating that bun in 4 hours.
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