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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    4 hours and 39 minutes for 20.2 pounds

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...MPLATE=DEFAULT

    My God, what is the caloric value of that?!?!?!?!

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    OMG....I can hear his arteries screaming for mercy from here
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    Body By Nintendo Psydotek's Avatar
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    Holy. F***.

    I'm gonna need to go for a bike ride after just looking at that...

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Crushing souls Hickeydog's Avatar
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    My guesstimate would be that he took in enough calories to last him a week.
    (5x3000=60000.)

    Okay. More like a month.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I'm scared to click
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    Body By Nintendo Psydotek's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I'm scared to click
    Not clicking is for wussy.

    Be prepared for arterial blockage.


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    I figure around 2500 cal just from the condiments. I wonder if the bun was whole-wheat.

    But his body's going to have to burn a lot just to process that load. Take a nap for a year or something like this ol' girl:


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    The burger looks pretty good too me. I'd eat it.
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    Considering that he may have been metabolizing as he was eating, I suppose it depends on whether he's active or not...but that's still a pretty huge health risk.

    1 cup of mayonnaise?! That's about lunch calories right there...ALL IN FAT!
    Ride more.

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    Spinning @ 33 RPM Glynis27's Avatar
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    I would not be able to eat that whole thing in a week. I would have trouble just eating that bun in 4 hours.
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