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  • black

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  • white

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  • neon green

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  • red

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    What's your favorite toilet seat color

    Just wonderin...
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    You missed "Carbon Fiber".


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Who could see a neon green toilet seat and NOT buy it? I know I couldn't NOT buy it.
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    white and black are so hard to keep clean.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Ok so I know someone who may have had one of these clear seats with fishies embedded in it, and maybe that person went on to another seat due to pressure from the husband to get this giant padded seat that may have nearly sounded like a whoopee cushion every time it was used ...

    may have ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    white and black are so hard to keep clean.
    Just how dirty is your ass?
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    Clean

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Just how dirty is your ass?
    not me, the cat jumps on the toilet and leaves paw marks.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Is clean a color?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    It is now.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    not me, the cat jumps on the toilet and leaves paw marks.
    Paw marks? On your ass? You're even weirder than I thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Paw marks? On your ass? You're even weirder than I thought.
    maw and sis marks ain't so good either. I think bubba marks is the worst.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    maw and sis marks ain't so good either. I think bubba marks is the worst.
    Must. Not. Use. Imagination.



    Crap.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    maw and sis marks ain't so good either. I think bubba marks is the worst.
    You'uns should study harder.
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    We just got a translucent blue one with bubbles in it, mounted'er up last night.

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    I prefer plain ol white toilet seats.
    and something about the padded ones kinda creeps me out!
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    padded ones...
    sure they may be warm in winter


    but they absorb liquids too, and this one time....
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    I think we need to change the direction of this thread.


    Everybody just show us your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    padded ones...
    sure they may be warm in winter


    but they absorb liquids too, and this one time....
    Actually (seriously), I used to have a padded one years ago. Liked it ok until it cracked a little and pinched my ass like @$@%^%^%^%^@@##$@#$!@#$#
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    I could show you my friend's ass but that would probably get me banned...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    I could show you my friend's ass but that would probably get me banned...
    are you saying you don't have one of your own, so you have to borrow your friend's?

    or do you have a HD full of friend-arse-photos?
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
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    I don't get what all the talk about your ***** is about. When I use a toilet seat 90% of my ***** does not even touch the seat its my legs. You guys do know the solid "cover' part is supposed to be up we your using the toilet..right?

    Bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by WJ13US View Post
    I don't get what all the talk about your ***** is about. When I use a toilet seat 90% of my ***** does not even touch the seat its my legs. You guys do know the solid "cover' part is supposed to be up we your using the toilet..right?

    Bill
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    are you saying you don't have one of your own, so you have to borrow your friend's?

    or do you have a HD full of friend-arse-photos?


    No, one afternoon after a bike ride, me and 2 other friends were in the kitchen scrounging for food. One guy was using the blender to make a smoothie. The other guy hands me his camera and tells me to take a picture when he pants the other guy. Hilarity ensued.

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Definitely some trendy color that's going to look completely awful in a few years.

    Maybe Harvest Gold.

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