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Old 10-17-08, 02:30 PM   #1
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The sex map

Saw this posted on another website. Got a chuckle.

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what does cannibalism have to do with sex?
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I'm glad the tentacles are on an island. That stuff freaks me out.
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I'm going to put a copy of that map on my wall and put pins in all the places that I've visited.

Eh, maybe that's not such a good idea.
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We should write stories about a war where various regions invade each other.
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I'm going to put a copy of that map on my wall and put pins in all the places that I've visited.

Eh, maybe that's not such a good idea.
Yeah, the cost of the pins alone...sheesh.
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anyone been all over the map?
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Old 10-17-08, 05:08 PM   #11
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Teenage humor. I was hoping that it would be better but it wasn't.

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Old 10-17-08, 07:07 PM   #12
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Teenage humor. I was hoping that it would be better but it wasn't.

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I thought it was pretty funny, although I questioned the placement of some acts.
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Old 10-17-08, 07:45 PM   #14
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Saw this posted on another website. Got a chuckle.

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I found it far, far more disturbing than funny.

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We should write stories about a war where various regions invade each other.
That, however, is hilarious. I'm sure jsharr will volunteer to write the first chapter.
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The sovereignty of Role-play, discontent with the maladies of cleaning up after the huge messes caused by the Nation of Locations, set out to clean them up once and for all.
The sovereignty of Role-play shared a strong alliance with the Kingdom of Uniform Fetishes, ever since their independence from The united states of Bondage.
The Alliance de Deux

War had been declared, the Nation of Locations cried foul, for help from any of it's close neighbors.
Gay Sex did not want to get involved in any military campaign and decided to remain neutral.
Interracial attempted to bring a peaceful end to the tensions, but it was too little, too late.
Group Sex was in the midst of it's yearly orgy festival, nor did it want to sour any relations it had with its neighbors. It remained neutral.
Sexual Positions, which historically had always been a close ally to Locations, answered the call.
The United States of Bondage, although busy with it's current territorial expansion campaign to the north, decided it was worth halting it and answered the call. Though not very closely tied with Locations, Bondage was in it to reclaim land lost when Role-Play declared independence.

The first week of war between the two parties was unfair at best, a massacre at worst, with virtually no time to prepare for a southern offensive, the southern states of Bondage, and all of Locations, had been conquered by the elite Armée de Maid, Panzergrenadiers and Luftwaffe forces.

Sexual Positions managed to rescue many of the fleeing forces of Locations in a daring rescue attempt which scrounged together any ships Sexual Positions had to carry the remnants of the Location Army.

Interracial, although it wanted to remain neutral, was forced to surrender when the Uniform Fetishes Panzergrenadiers blitzkrieg plowed through the nation to achieve a quicker victory.
The combined arms blitzkrieg was only halted because of the treacherous mountain passage of the Great Barrier.

The Elite Armée de Maid, Panzergrenadiers and Luftwaffe, content with it's current foothold in US of Bondage and Locations set up defensive positions along the newly defined borders to prepare for a counterattack and to wait for the rest of the army to catch up...


Elite Armée de Maid - Elite Maid Army - subdivision of RP Army
Panzergrenadiers - Mechanized Infantry, subdivision of the Wehrmacht (UF army)
Luftwaffe - Elite Airborne (UF airforce)

how's that? I have too much time on my hands.
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I feel as though I am a stranger in a strange land.

Could someone direct me to the Land of Missionaries?
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the map seems essential for safe passage without violating borders?
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Im very disappointed. That story failed to use any double entendres. I was really
hoping for the phrase "penetrated deep into enemy territory".
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In a recent newspaper interview he admitted that he had killed and then partly eaten his victim.

Mr Meiwes advertised on the internet for a well-built male prepared to be slaughtered and then consumed.

"Slim and blond, that would have been the type", he told the court.

The victim, 43-year-old Bernd-Jurgen Brandes, answered the advert in March 2001.

Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.
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see, this is why AEO is named AEO and not jsharr or KingTermite.
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I'm going to put a copy of that map on my wall and put pins in all the places that I've visited.

Eh, maybe that's not such a good idea.
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anyone been all over the map?
I haven't even got off the Island of Mudania.
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I haven't even got off the Island of Mudania.
Oh come on, you travel from your home in Internet Porn Towne to Coitophobia on the Island Of Sexual Phobias all the time.
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