The other day my brother tells me that this three mile long hill I cycle up regularly isn't a hill. He only drives up it in his car and on his motorcycle. But it is a hill. How do I know? When I descend it I go 20-35 mph for three miles without pedaling, that's how. So this was our conversation:
Me: 'Man, you are friggin oblivious aren't you?'
Him: 'Don't call me oblivious.'
Me: 'You are totally o-friggin-blivious.'
Him ' I am not oblvious.'
Me: 'If you were oblivious, how would you know?'
He didn't have a comeback for that.