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Old 10-22-08, 09:33 AM   #1
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What would your holodeck adventure be?

You know, from Star Trek? The holodeck? So if you had a holodeck, what your adventure be? I know for me, I would create the perfect cycling landscape along with the perfect bike and the perfect weather and ride, ride, ride. Or maybe re-create "The Lord of the Rings" and play through it as either Aragorn or Legolas. Or maybe Frodo. Naw. not Frodo. Frodo is lame......

So let's here it. What would you do with a holodeck?
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Is the safety on?
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If I had a hole in my deck then I would probably plant a tree below, allowing the tree to grow up and out of it so that when people come over they can sit there under the shade and be comfy.
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And yes, all the saftey protocols are on by defauly, however, you can turn them off it you want..
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It would be a trip to Castle Anthrax. Sir Lancelot would NOT be coming to "rescue" me though.
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I'd say I'd be looking at the front of a kayak and ... this kinda water ( btw this is from the last time I rafted with a group).

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I would use it to watch old movies.
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I train to be a Professional cyclist using my 20 year old body and fitness level.

That, or I'd go back in time and slap a bunch of horrible politicians and dictators around.
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Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.
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Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.
What, did you not read my post above?

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visit key moments in history. and pre-history

I prefer reality for the sex stuff (if possible)
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Can it be sexual? Coz that's all I can think of right now.
WHOOPSIE!! I seem to have opened the wrong Holodeck door! I mean <speechless> - huh - didn't know that could be done that way ...
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I'd travel. To all sorts of cool places I couldn't afford to see in real life.
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What, did you not read my post above?

Ahh, yes. Sorry, I skimmed through them all.

Well then ... I better not say what my holodeck experience would be. But I will say that I would need body doubles for some of it and stunt men too. Maybe a few circus clowns. And at least three women, mid 20s, dressed as ******* Barrel waitresses. Oh, and fill the room with those Styrofoam peanuts - preferably pink. I would like a full on potato bar set up in the middle. Maybe have the ceiling as a huge TV broadcasting "What's Happening" reruns. No. Split the TV in half. One side "What's Happening." The other side I want "Golden Girls." That Bea Arthur always riled me up. I want three Velcro walls and at least five European models in Velcro bathing suits throwing themselves at the walls. The fourth wall will be a two-way mirror. And on the other side I want people who are claimed hypnotists battle it out with our wills.

But that's just a small portion of it. This is a family forum so I will keep it clean.
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Holy hell...
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It would be a trip to Castle Anthrax. Sir Lancelot would NOT be coming to "rescue" me though.
that's one idea that popped into my mind.
another was flesh gordon


another would be to create 'the misadventures of foo'
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You know, from Star Trek? The holodeck? So if you had a holodeck, what your adventure be? I know for me, I would create the perfect cycling landscape along with the perfect bike and the perfect weather and ride, ride, ride. Or maybe re-create "The Lord of the Rings" and play through it as either Aragorn or Legolas. Or maybe Frodo. Naw. not Frodo. Frodo is lame......

So let's here it. What would you do with a holodeck?
Grab Deanna Troi and not return for awhile....
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First of all, the holodeck was one of the most annoying plot devices of any show ever with very few exceptions. Captain Kirk was always able to find real people to fistfight and/or cuddle.


but

I would have to say Counselor Troi dressed as a French maid might make my opinion of the holodeck a whole lot more positive.
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I've got to google this Troi person ... BRB.





meh, not much for a real-ish android. But, if you guys like dolls and such. To each his own.
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you do know, that if the holodeck was made and everyone could buy one, we'd all be introverted hermits right?
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First of all, the holodeck was one of the most annoying plot devices of any show ever with very few exceptions. Captain Kirk was always able to find real people to fistfight and/or cuddle.


but

I would have to say Counselor Troi dressed as a French maid might make my opinion of the holodeck a whole lot more positive.
You know she's an empath, right?
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Yes, I do know this, and yes, I do know that many of you would use to satisfy your sexual needs. This is why we don't have holodecks. But it is interesting to see what you guyz would use it for.
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Actually this is why i think we SHOULD have holodecks.

Unfortunately, the technology is still out of our grasp... At least at a pricepoint where we'd all be able to enjoy it.

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true. And being Mario in one of his adventures could be oh so much fun...
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This is why we don't have holodecks.
I thought it had more to do with technological advancement. We've got real *****houses. <-Should have said "houses of prostitution." Forgot it was a Mormon that founded the site.
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