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    Ask Jules everything else

    That pcod guy (is he some sort of fish?) is fine for your whitebread/******* answers. For everything else, ('specially where da ladies is concerned) ask Jules. Your brotha with the answers.

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    Dear Jules,

    What's the best way to fry a cod? Give this tomboy a good recipe.
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    did you say tomcod? oh, no, that was tom boy
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    English, do I have to speak it?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
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    What's the best way to fry a cod? Give this tomboy a good recipe.
    Silly girl. Fry catfish.

    Next!

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    catfish!!! what about that delicious bass?? do you think it would cause food poisoning if i ate it??
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    what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    Yes. What ain't no country I ever heard of.

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    Dear Jules,

    Would you ever steal a bike?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    catfish!!! what about that delicious bass?? do you think it would cause food poisoning if i ate it??
    I loves me a delicious... Oh wait, you said "bass". Post that girl in the bikini, holding her bass, and I'll get back to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C Law View Post
    what?
    Do I need to remind you what happened to Marvin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    Would you ever steal a bike?
    By "ever" do you mean "again"? No.

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    Dear Jules,

    What is syndicalism, and who was the most prominent Welsh syndicalists?

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    Are you really white? If not pics plz.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Dear Jules,
    Do you read the bible?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    deat jules,
    do you read jsharr?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Dear Jules,

    What is the best smell for a woman wanting to lure a man into a romp filled night of passion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
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    What is the best smell for a woman wanting to lure a man into a romp filled night of passion?
    Sorry, this one gets first response. Women ask me, "Jules honey, what can I put behind my ears that will turn my man on?" Your ankles, baby, your ankles. That never fails. But every man is different, see? So you need to ask yourself what works best for you. Me, I like some chicken with herbs. And I'm not talking about the Colonel's special blend. Dig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
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    What is syndicalism, and who was the most prominent Welsh syndicalists?
    Dang, you are never gonna get laid. Here, in case your Wikipedia is broke.

    For anyone that wants to read about the Beckhams, try Dickipedia instead.

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    Are you really white? If not pics plz.
    You don't see me asking for a picture of your fuzzbox, do you?

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    Because I posted one.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Are you related to redhouse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jules_Winnfield View Post
    You don't see me asking for a picture of your fuzzbox, do you?
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    Because I posted one.
    No she didn't post one. *flicks Fuzzy in the forehead*
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    How's the season shaping up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Dear Jules,
    Do you read the bible?
    No dude. Books on tape. That's what Vincent and I listen to in the car.

    Of course I read the bible, didn't you see the movie? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

    Does that sound like it came out a damn fortune cookie?

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