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Old 10-23-08, 02:42 PM   #1
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I remember him like this:




but apparently he's been changed a bit:






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Old 10-23-08, 02:44 PM   #2
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Old 10-23-08, 05:11 PM   #3
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Who the hell is carrot top?
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Old 10-23-08, 05:30 PM   #5
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Is it considered a psychological disorder when people keeping building muscle mass beyond the point where it becomes grotesque?
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people that lift weights in there room naked frighten me...
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He's a good tipper, better than that tool Butterbean.
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there is nothing good about that man.
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Old 10-23-08, 06:54 PM   #9
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His face is repulsive and his hair looks like a wig.
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He would get a 2 year ban for ugliness.
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I don't know why he hasn't gone over to pro-wrestling by now, considering his standup career is a distant memory and those CALL ATT commercials are history. That boy just ain't right.
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Who the hell is carrot top?
he was a standup-prop comic. a long time ago someone told me he was getting "buff", and i never really thought about it again. then someone forwarded these pics and i could only say...
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Now I never want to touch a human being as long as I live. Thanks so much for destroying all possible pleasure in my small life.
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Old 10-23-08, 08:33 PM   #15
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i hope this wasn't the last thing you saw before falling asleep. *shutter*
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Old 10-23-08, 08:50 PM   #16
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My eyes went white for a minute.

The sad thing is that if he cut his hair, he would probably look less like a dork.
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My eyes went white for a minute.

The sad thing is that if he cut his hair, he would probably look less like a dork.
And didn't wear make up he'd almost look normal
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Old 10-23-08, 09:09 PM   #18
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Steroids, scalpel or photoshop. Or a combo of any two/all three
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Who the hell is carrot top?
rounded the comedy circuit a while ago - his schtick was that he always performed with a big toybox fully of all sorts of props - ones he made or just funky, funny things that he would use in a few second delivery.
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i would love to chat with him at a party or something. i can't even imagine what kind of person he actually is.
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Is his sister named Muffin Top?
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you looking for something to butter?
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oh no you didnit!!
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butter glazed carrot cake muffins!
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