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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Mirror, Mirror....

    Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

    Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world,
    but how can I be sure?'

    Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

    Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

    They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

    They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discusstheir findings.

    The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

    Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous woman alive.'

    But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said...............................
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    Who the hell is this KingTermite??!?!!!?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Nothing here to see!!!!!! flyingscotsman's Avatar
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    That was just bad!!!!!!!!

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingscotsman View Post
    That was just bad!!!!!!!!
    It was beyond bad.....down right horrific.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Fourth Degree Legend junkyard's Avatar
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    Is Shrek really a man?
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    The caveat with a strap-on, of course, is you will have to get creative with a couple of lock cables and an anchor point

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    Quote Originally Posted by junkyard View Post
    Is Shrek really a man?
    Is King Termite really a man?

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    Are men really men?

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    Does anyone know what time it is?
    Does anyone really care?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Are men really men?
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6KXfj84N1M"]YouTube - Devo - Are we not men[/ame]
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    Does the ignore feature just replace all of the poster's text with "Said something stupid" because that would be awesome.
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