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    Birds are evil.

    And here's why.

    Earth's history is divided into four major units of time, or periods. The Precambrian was first, followed by the Proterozoic, the Mesozoic, and finally, the Cenozoic. Scientists picked these periods based on 3 catastrophic events that shaped the history of the Earth.

    The event that split the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic was the great asteroid collision that occurred around 65 million years ago. This event killed off many living organisms. This caused the great dinosaur extinction.

    Sometime before 65 million years ago, some dinosaurs started evolving feathers and wings. Certain dinosaurs evolved into birds. It took one major catastrophic event to kill of dinosaurs but left birds here.

    Now, here's the reason that birds are evil. Not only did they evolve from crazy as bat **** dinosaurs, but one major event, and birds might evolve back into crazy as bat **** dinosaurs! Then what will become of the human race?!? I'm disappointed none of the presidential candidates are discussing this important issue.

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    So what if the Hockey Pokey really is what it's all about?
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    well, at least one of the VP candidates doesn't believe in that crap and if you will it enough, it never happened and never will, ever.


    but what about sharks and arthropods? they've been around for a long time too, haven't evolved much.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Nah. sharks and arthropods aren't really that closely related to Velociraptors and things, though.

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    Have you been smoking stuff and watching Jurassic Park?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Have you been smoking stuff and watching Jurassic Park?
    I wish!

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    Anyone who has ever ridden the Staten Island Ferry knows that birds are the devils spawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarrieIRO View Post
    Anyone who has ever ridden the Staten Island Ferry knows that birds are the devils spawn
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjj32CavzU0"]YouTube - Alfred Hitchcock's"The Birds" in 1 minute, and 40 seconds.[/ame]
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    awesome

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    A bird in hand is better than two in the Bush whitehouse?
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    Perhaps they have an economic plan. I'm amenable to listening to their platform.

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    and chaange your avatar back to Mickey Mouse Pirate.....I keep mistaking you for someone else...
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    Mickey Mouse Pirate?!? It's as if you took a glove to my face. I will not stand for this injustice. We will dual at dawn tomorrow, sir, with rapiers.

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    Do you have evidence that dinosaurs were crazy?
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Very well.

    *goes searching for his AR-15*
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I meslef like birds, for the most part
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    furthermore, they're just plain MEAN


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    Evil Bird

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    is that a ballet costume? looks familiar.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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