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Old 10-24-08, 07:43 PM   #1
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Birds are evil.

And here's why.

Earth's history is divided into four major units of time, or periods. The Precambrian was first, followed by the Proterozoic, the Mesozoic, and finally, the Cenozoic. Scientists picked these periods based on 3 catastrophic events that shaped the history of the Earth.

The event that split the Mesozoic and the Cenozoic was the great asteroid collision that occurred around 65 million years ago. This event killed off many living organisms. This caused the great dinosaur extinction.

Sometime before 65 million years ago, some dinosaurs started evolving feathers and wings. Certain dinosaurs evolved into birds. It took one major catastrophic event to kill of dinosaurs but left birds here.

Now, here's the reason that birds are evil. Not only did they evolve from crazy as bat **** dinosaurs, but one major event, and birds might evolve back into crazy as bat **** dinosaurs! Then what will become of the human race?!? I'm disappointed none of the presidential candidates are discussing this important issue.
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Old 10-24-08, 07:56 PM   #2
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So what if the Hockey Pokey really is what it's all about?
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Old 10-24-08, 07:59 PM   #3
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well, at least one of the VP candidates doesn't believe in that crap and if you will it enough, it never happened and never will, ever.


but what about sharks and arthropods? they've been around for a long time too, haven't evolved much.
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Old 10-24-08, 08:34 PM   #5
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Nah. sharks and arthropods aren't really that closely related to Velociraptors and things, though.
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Have you been smoking stuff and watching Jurassic Park?
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Anyone who has ever ridden the Staten Island Ferry knows that birds are the devils spawn
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A bird in hand is better than two in the Bush whitehouse?
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Perhaps they have an economic plan. I'm amenable to listening to their platform.
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and chaange your avatar back to Mickey Mouse Pirate.....I keep mistaking you for someone else...
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Mickey Mouse Pirate?!? It's as if you took a glove to my face. I will not stand for this injustice. We will dual at dawn tomorrow, sir, with rapiers.
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Do you have evidence that dinosaurs were crazy?
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Very well.

*goes searching for his AR-15*
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I meslef like birds, for the most part
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furthermore, they're just plain MEAN

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is that a ballet costume? looks familiar.
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