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    You just don't!

    Wife calls the office. I'm out eating lunch so she leaves a message. I return and I'm getting out of my car when coworker #1 cross paths with me at the parking lot and yells "Hey Ruben! Do forget the Whipped Cream!". I'm like WTF? but I work with some crazy people so I just kept going. On the elevator, 2 young women laughing, one tells the other "Whipped Cream is on sale at Walgreens...". I get suspicious about this new trend but WTF, I just kept going. Crossing the sea of cubicles 3 more people making coments about whipped cream... strange... Then I get to my station and read a sticky note on my screen... by the spelling I'm guessing one the script kiddie interns took the message:

    "Ur W1f3 c@113d, buy w1pp3d cr3@m" and also and and

    In any case, wifes of Foo please be carefull with the messages you left for your loved ones at the office. Some messages you just don't left.

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    I would think your male coworkers would be jealous.
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    ahahaha
    if I get a SO, I'd keep this in the back of my mind.
    actually, come to think of it, I can just do this to my friends
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    i would have had a field day with that too.

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    Argh! This stuff keeps getting worst. It seems the whole company was bored today when my wife called. I've been getting anonimous emails, instant messages, text messages... and somebody went as far as leaving a whipped cream bottle on my car's wind shield with a note "in case you forget "...

    Something tells me I'm gonna be reffered to as the whipped cream guy till the day I resign.

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    hey, at least your co-workers can joke around. better than the opposite, right?

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    So ... what did your wife want the whipped cream for anyway?
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    yeah...fill us in on the detailz...
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    So ... what did your wife want the whipped cream for anyway?

    I haven't call back home to ask. I'm afraid it might be for some inocent use like to make some dessert. Otherwise I doubt my wife would have left the message (me thinks). But in the mean time, I can day dream about the cream

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    Hahahaha...oh man.

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    hehe

    you made everyone's day!

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    I hope when I have a wife someday that happens to me. Whipped cream is so versatile.

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    Just be glad she didn't want you to buy dog biscuits too.

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    Just be happy that the likes of me don't answer the phone when your wife calls...

    "RubenX? He's not here, he just left for an extended lunch with his wife...if you know what I mean. Dayum, she sure was a hottie!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    I haven't call back home to ask. I'm afraid it might be for some inocent use like to make some dessert. Otherwise I doubt my wife would have left the message (me thinks). But in the mean time, I can day dream about the cream
    just tell her you bought extra
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Could've been worse. She could've had you pick up a dog collar & feather duster, too.

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    you say that like it's a bad thing
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    I would have taken the rest of the day off.

    Picked up roses on the way home, the whipped cream, some D-cell batteries (just in case), and as soon as I got to the door ... She's be waiting for me to finish her banana pudding. Yeah, making it for her parents who just showed up for an extended visit. "Son of a."

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    Ya, this seems like one of those things you would WANT to happen at work.

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