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Old 10-28-08, 08:27 PM   #1
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Scenario

*scenario excuse me. Could a mod please fix the title.

Your at wally world one day and you make a bet with your friend to see you can get the weirdest look from the cash register clerk. You get to buy any 3 items from the store. What do you buy?
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Old 10-28-08, 08:32 PM   #2
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Pampers, a gun, and a shock collar would not be too strange around here.
Brie, apples, and flowers however....
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Old 10-28-08, 08:40 PM   #4
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A pregnancy test
Tampons
A box of ammo
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Old 10-28-08, 08:43 PM   #5
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Title fixed.

I wouldn't be in a WalMart for a purchase. I'd be in there for business. So I get strange looks all the time.
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Old 10-28-08, 08:44 PM   #6
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Condoms as one of the item usually helps.

For example, condoms, a big Master padlock, and a very big monkey wrench may work, but not get someone nervous.
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A rice cooker, about 400 pounds of rice and about 250 eggs.

When she asks why you're buying so much, tell her that you're feeding your pony.

You got the pony from a Secret Service agent who was a sub-in for one of the Care Bears in their last ice festival. It comes with streamers that work magic.

If clerk asks where it fits, tell her that it's in Narnia along with the rest of his or her friends. You get there by falling, not walking, your stairs to the basement, landing in exactly a 25 degree tilt, then spreading your hands and getting in a tilted three-legged downward-facing dog, with your mouth open.
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Old 10-28-08, 09:56 PM   #11
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I actually walked in one day after getting a financial aid check and bought:

1. A Chicago CD.

2. Some Crest Whitestrips.

3. A 12-gauge Mossberg shotgun.

They insisted on walking me out to the parking lot, I assume to make sure I didn't start taking mother****ers out.
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