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    Scenario

    *scenario excuse me. Could a mod please fix the title.

    Your at wally world one day and you make a bet with your friend to see you can get the weirdest look from the cash register clerk. You get to buy any 3 items from the store. What do you buy?
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    Pampers, a ***, and a shock collar would not be too strange around here.
    Brie, apples, and flowers however....

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    A pregnancy test
    Tampons
    A box of ammo
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    Title fixed.

    I wouldn't be in a WalMart for a purchase. I'd be in there for business. So I get strange looks all the time.
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    Pressure cooker
    hamsters from the pet section
    set of forks


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    Condoms as one of the item usually helps.

    For example, condoms, a big Master padlock, and a very big monkey wrench may work, but not get someone nervous.

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    A rice cooker, about 400 pounds of rice and about 250 eggs.

    When she asks why you're buying so much, tell her that you're feeding your pony.

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    Alt tag: Fun game: find a combination of two items that most freaks out the cashier. Winner: pregnancy test and single coat hanger.

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    I actually walked in one day after getting a financial aid check and bought:

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