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Old 10-29-08, 09:23 PM   #1
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Foo detectives, I need your brain.

Help me to solve this mystery.

Clues:

1. Tyson chicken label stuck to forehead of said ugly puppy.
2. No chicken packaging around.
3. No remnants of chicken spread all over the house or on her muzzle.
4. She was only let into the house 30 minutes earlier.
5. I was in the house while she was.
6. No loud or suspicious noises.
7. Garbage containers were not disturbed.
8. No sudden scrambling to hide from whatever happened.
9. Came right to me and then sat down as you see.
10. Very very guilty look.

How did she get this label attached on her head?

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Old 10-29-08, 09:26 PM   #2
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What a cute puppy face! Did she have chicken breath?

Did she get into someone else's garbage?

Did you track the label in on your foot?
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She's nuts. There is no telling.
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She covers her tracks well...and cleans up after herself and just didnt see the precariously placed label?
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Old 10-29-08, 09:35 PM   #6
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She's nuts. There is no telling.
Yeah that's true. But it's not her fault she has issues. Poor Trinity.

Cbad, I don't think I brought that in with me because shoes are not allowed on inside the house.
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Old 10-29-08, 09:36 PM   #7
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Awwww....she's such a cutie!
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She covers her tracks well...and cleans up after herself and just didnt see the precariously placed label?
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Hmmm. Good thinking.
I have given up the theory that I am smarter than my dogs...
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Not heartworm-related, but tears in the space-time continuum.
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check poo in the next 24 hrs for tell tale packaging remnants.
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Old 10-29-08, 09:49 PM   #11
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That label is from a three pound bag. It's got to be a lot of plastic. Plus it was hot wings. And her "out take" is normal.........
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Old 10-29-08, 09:50 PM   #12
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you're gonna need a bigger litter box.....
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Old 10-29-08, 09:50 PM   #13
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Check under your bed...

Or tomorrow, if you smell something funky, you know why. Then you'll just have to find where she hid it!
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Plus it was hot wings.
hmmm...have a deputy detective tail her and watch to see if she hangs around the water bowl more than normal.

If she starts going for the blue cheese dressing and celery stalks, be ready to move in for the nab.
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Old 10-29-08, 10:30 PM   #15
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I'm stumped, which is not really a difficult thing to do...
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are you sure it was a guilty look and not a
"what is this funny non-edible chicken smelling thing, and why is it stuck to my head?" look

I find those are easy to confuse sometimes
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Old 10-29-08, 10:58 PM   #17
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There's a party in the alley later and Trinity was just trying out a new party hat.
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Old 10-29-08, 11:12 PM   #18
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That label looks well placed, roommates? I walked into my friend's house and there was a goldfish bag around her head because she went through the trash. I lol'd she looked like she was from the future.
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Mommy did it for an excuse to take a cute puppy picture....

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Old 10-30-08, 07:58 AM   #20
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how are you sure that it wasn't one of us foostalkers? *cough*UA*cough*
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Tyson chicken is introducing a new product.

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I say that a chicken has inhabited your dog. Soon she will be out in the back yard, scratching with her back feet and pecking at the gravel with her beak/snout.

On the down side, chicken dogs are even stupider than regular dogs and basically useless except for one thing.

That one thing is eggs. A chicken dog that size should lay eggs the size of softballs. Your three egg omelets are in for a change.
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I'm thinkin you have a very, very sneaky dog on you hands.
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The chicken broke out of the packaging, stuck the label on the dog to divert attention, and ran away.
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Marketed as "chick dogs" for County Fairs, baseball games, carnivals and the RNC.

Or, 'dogchik' (in eastern bloc region)
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