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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Foo detectives, I need your brain.

    Help me to solve this mystery.

    Clues:

    1. Tyson chicken label stuck to forehead of said ugly puppy.
    2. No chicken packaging around.
    3. No remnants of chicken spread all over the house or on her muzzle.
    4. She was only let into the house 30 minutes earlier.
    5. I was in the house while she was.
    6. No loud or suspicious noises.
    7. Garbage containers were not disturbed.
    8. No sudden scrambling to hide from whatever happened.
    9. Came right to me and then sat down as you see.
    10. Very very guilty look.

    How did she get this label attached on her head?

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    What a cute puppy face! Did she have chicken breath?

    Did she get into someone else's garbage?

    Did you track the label in on your foot?
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    She's nuts. There is no telling.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Wormholes.

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    It is what it is... Minesbroken's Avatar
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    She covers her tracks well...and cleans up after herself and just didnt see the precariously placed label?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    She's nuts. There is no telling.
    Yeah that's true. But it's not her fault she has issues. Poor Trinity.

    Cbad, I don't think I brought that in with me because shoes are not allowed on inside the house.
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ddac View Post
    Awwww....she's such a cutie!
    Well, not really.

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    Wormholes.
    ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Minesbroken View Post
    She covers her tracks well...and cleans up after herself and just didnt see the precariously placed label?
    Hmmm. Good thinking.
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    It is what it is... Minesbroken's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Well, not really.



    ???



    Hmmm. Good thinking.
    I have given up the theory that I am smarter than my dogs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    ???
    Not heartworm-related, but tears in the space-time continuum.

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    check poo in the next 24 hrs for tell tale packaging remnants.
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    That label is from a three pound bag. It's got to be a lot of plastic. Plus it was hot wings. And her "out take" is normal.........
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    you're gonna need a bigger litter box.....
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    Check under your bed...

    Or tomorrow, if you smell something funky, you know why. Then you'll just have to find where she hid it!
    This day will be over... one of these days!

    "I have cancer, cancer doesn't have me."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Plus it was hot wings.
    hmmm...have a deputy detective tail her and watch to see if she hangs around the water bowl more than normal.

    If she starts going for the blue cheese dressing and celery stalks, be ready to move in for the nab.
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    I'm stumped, which is not really a difficult thing to do...

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    are you sure it was a guilty look and not a
    "what is this funny non-edible chicken smelling thing, and why is it stuck to my head?" look

    I find those are easy to confuse sometimes

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    There's a party in the alley later and Trinity was just trying out a new party hat.
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    That label looks well placed, roommates? I walked into my friend's house and there was a goldfish bag around her head because she went through the trash. I lol'd she looked like she was from the future.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Mommy did it for an excuse to take a cute puppy picture....

    Solved....
    " The love you withhold is the pain you carry, lifetime after lifetime."

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    how are you sure that it wasn't one of us foostalkers? *cough*UA*cough*
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Tyson chicken is introducing a new product.

    Enjoy
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I say that a chicken has inhabited your dog. Soon she will be out in the back yard, scratching with her back feet and pecking at the gravel with her beak/snout.

    On the down side, chicken dogs are even stupider than regular dogs and basically useless except for one thing.

    That one thing is eggs. A chicken dog that size should lay eggs the size of softballs. Your three egg omelets are in for a change.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'm thinkin you have a very, very sneaky dog on you hands.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    The chicken broke out of the packaging, stuck the label on the dog to divert attention, and ran away.
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    Tyson chicken is introducing a new product.

    Enjoy
    Marketed as "chick dogs" for County Fairs, baseball games, carnivals and the RNC.

    Or, 'dogchik' (in eastern bloc region)
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