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Old 10-30-08, 09:23 AM   #1
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If any of ya'll were confused

about what to get jsharr for baby Jesus's Birthday, here is a hint.

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Old 10-30-08, 09:26 AM   #2
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I had only planned on spending 5 dollars on you this year. Sorry.
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Jesus Gonzales is having another birthday already? My god that kid grows like a weed (Mexican Sensimillian).
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I want an Albert Einstein action figure.

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I heard she knows how to make Sloppy Joes just the way the kids like 'em ... real sloppy.
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I can go for one of these

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I had only planned on spending 5 dollars on you this year. Sorry.
maybe we can take up a foocollection? At a penny each, we only need 1093 more contributors.
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so jsharr can haz the X-mas he has always wanted, sure.
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For the life of me, I can't figure out why you didn't go for the yodeling pickle.
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Do you have any idea what a lunch lady could do to a yodeling pickle?
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Make chopped ham and pickle sandwiches?
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When Adam Sandler comes out with a yodeling pickle song, I will desire a yodeling pickle action figure. For now I am singing sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
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Pickled cabrito does not sound good to me.
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Ooooh....I can clothe the homeless squirrels.



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How can you tell teh homeless squirrels from the one's with homes?
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How can you tell teh homeless squirrels from the one's with homes?
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Here ya go. Just $4.95.
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Butter that saint, boy!
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Unicorn Vs. Norwhale


Think of the epic battle you could recreate with this!
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Think of the eyes you can poke out. Even funner.
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Hmmm, I don't seem to remember learning about the patron saint of bacon in catechism.
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It would be bad if the yodel echoed
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