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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    He took my spot!!!

    This sneaky little son of mine did it again. He took my spot and is now sleeping with my wife. My options now are:

    - Haul his skinny arse back to his room on the 2nd floor (he weights 90 pounds).
    - Go to sleep in his room.
    - The couch.
    - Roll the boy over, throw him to the floor and reclaim my rightful spot.


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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Make him him go to your work while you stay home and play with his toys.
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    Oh this is terribly easy. Next time, crawl next to him, pull up the covers and let out a killer fart. Pretend you're asleep.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post
    Make him him go to your work while you stay home and play with his toys.

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    I hope this thread is meant to be humorous. I'm having a hard time getting my head around the fact that a kid older than 12 months is still crawling in bed with his mother. Time to HTFU and learn some parenting skills.

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    Duct tape him to his bed.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzie Green View Post
    I hope this thread is meant to be humorous. I'm having a hard time getting my head around the fact that a kid older than 12 months is still crawling in bed with his mother. Time to HTFU and learn some parenting skills.
    Unless he had a bad nightmare or something. Sometimes kids still need the warmth or security of their parents. Or even a sibling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Unless he had a bad nightmare or something. Sometimes kids still need the warmth or security of their parents. Or even a sibling.
    For about 10 minutes, then off to their own bed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Unless he had a bad nightmare or something. Sometimes kids still need the warmth or security of their parents. Or even a sibling.
    But a 90 lb kid? I think my son was 90 lbs when he was 13!

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    I remember when my niece had her first heartbreak at 13. Her mom had no sympathy and told her to HTFU. I felt bad for her and sat with her to ask how she was. She cried her little heart out and cuddled to me on the couch while I wiped her tears away. She was torn and hurt and curled up into a ball. I held her and rocked her and told her she would survive this. Sometimes it doesn't matter how big you are, it's the comfort and trust one feels with someone who will be there.
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    His room isn't deadbolted from the outside?


    I'm starting to think something was amiss with my childhood...

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    It's okay, Clifton. We still love you. *pats Clifton on shoulder*
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Toss him into the hallway and shut the door. That is my plan for the very near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Toss him into the hallway and shut the door. That is my plan for the very near future.
    Might I suggest you toss him outside instead. After a shivering night in the cold, he will treasure his own bed and will never make that mistake again.

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    At least its your son sleeping with her and not someone else.

    Seriously though, its natural for little kids to want to sleep with their parents. I remember going to my folks room when I was tiny after having bad dreams. I was just scared of being alone more than anything else. Maybe you should try to find out the reason for his being there and work on that? My mom would help me by telling me to think of something that made me really happy.

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    Did you clear out the monsters from under his bed and closet?

    if not, then usually that is the problem.

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    OK, to get the technical details straight I have weighted the boy. The scale only says 50.4 but remember that kids double their weight when asleep so I wasn't off by that much. And since I like to ilustrate my posts, here's a pic of the offender:



    And now the rest of the story... I opted for the couch and spend like 15 minutes there when I saw my baby daughter walking around all cranky. Knowing she likes to kick everything when sleeping, it occurred to me to use the baby as the ultimate weapon of doom. I prepared a milk bottle and place it on the bed right between my wife and son. I left them 3 on the bed and went back to the couch.

    Few minutes later the yelling started... "move there!"... "Go away!"... "go to your room!"... "Don't kick me!"... Wife woke up, send boy to his room and took baby to hers. Then I reclaimed my spot

    Here's a pic of my secret weapon:



    Wife suspects I'm the brains behind last night mayhem but can't prove it. I'm denying everything.

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    That's awesome.

    GOD that's friggin awesomelol1lol1
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Seriously though, its natural for little kids to want to sleep with their parents.
    BIG difference between Want and Get.
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    HAHAHA thats perfect *Note to self for when I have kids*

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    Awwwwwwwwwwww. Gorgeous...
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    OMG you have the most adorable kids!!!
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    I use times like that to sleep alone. The couch is awesome!!! Our bed winds up usually having four of us and a dog. It's like the shallow end of a dang community pool in mid July.

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    Get him out of that habit.

    Now.

    Seroiusly.
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