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Old 11-06-08, 04:04 PM   #1
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Always Check Your Children's Homework...

Always Check Your Children's Homework...





(Mommy works at Home Depot. She was selling a shovel.)
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Old 11-06-08, 04:07 PM   #2
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Old 11-06-08, 04:08 PM   #3
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Old 11-06-08, 04:34 PM   #4
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The guy in the upper right is going to get a hell of a shovel dance.
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Old 11-06-08, 04:34 PM   #5
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that is hilarous.
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oh SNAP!!!
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Old 11-06-08, 04:40 PM   #7
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Old 11-06-08, 04:47 PM   #8
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Old 11-06-08, 04:55 PM   #9
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What's wrong with a woman working as a pole person for a surveying company?
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Old 11-06-08, 05:01 PM   #11
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Old 11-06-08, 05:06 PM   #12
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Heh, heh... here's some mommas on poles on YouTube.
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Old 11-06-08, 08:41 PM   #13
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What's wrong with a woman working as a pole person for a surveying company?
Oh- I thought she was churning butter for sale.
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Old 11-06-08, 08:45 PM   #14
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HAHAHA took me a second. It looks like a stripper pole, that is HILARIOUS! LOL
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Old 11-06-08, 11:47 PM   #15
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they are called rod men!
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Old 11-07-08, 10:05 AM   #16
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awfully huge shovel...
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Why doesn't she have on her orange apron?
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Old 11-07-08, 11:49 AM   #18
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Old 11-07-08, 11:55 AM   #19
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they are called rod men!
I was trying to be PC. I forgot there was a surveying expert on this board

What do you call a woman who has that job? Same thing?
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Old 11-07-08, 11:57 AM   #20
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hey that's MY line!!!
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Old 11-07-08, 03:32 PM   #21
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Why doesn't she have on her orange apron?
that was the first item of clothing to go.....
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Old 11-07-08, 03:39 PM   #22
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You are right, they should have drew her selling a hoe.

Of course if their aspirations is to work at Home Depot, might as well just stop sending them to school now so the schools can spend more money and time with kids who actually want to be something.
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Old 11-07-08, 03:56 PM   #23
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You are right, they should have drew her selling a hoe.
I thought the picture already showed a ho being sold.
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Old 11-07-08, 04:08 PM   #24
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It'd be a lot better if the handle on the shovel had been brass.
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