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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Always Check Your Children's Homework...

    Always Check Your Children's Homework...





    (Mommy works at Home Depot. She was selling a shovel.)
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    i can dig it
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Gelato aficionado.

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    The guy in the upper right is going to get a hell of a shovel dance.

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    that is hilarous.

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    oh SNAP!!!
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    ZOINK!!!!
    " The love you withhold is the pain you carry, lifetime after lifetime."

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    What's wrong with a woman working as a pole person for a surveying company?

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    Wow
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    Heh, heh... here's some mommas on poles on YouTube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    What's wrong with a woman working as a pole person for a surveying company?
    Oh- I thought she was churning butter for sale.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    HAHAHA took me a second. It looks like a stripper pole, that is HILARIOUS! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    What's wrong with a woman working as a pole person for a surveying company?
    they are called rod men!

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    awfully huge shovel...

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    Why doesn't she have on her orange apron?

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    Ride more.

    Code:
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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza View Post
    they are called rod men!
    I was trying to be PC. I forgot there was a surveying expert on this board

    What do you call a woman who has that job? Same thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCrassic View Post
    hey that's MY line!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leob1 View Post
    Why doesn't she have on her orange apron?
    that was the first item of clothing to go.....
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    You are right, they should have drew her selling a hoe.

    Of course if their aspirations is to work at Home Depot, might as well just stop sending them to school now so the schools can spend more money and time with kids who actually want to be something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy_Rider View Post
    You are right, they should have drew her selling a hoe.
    I thought the picture already showed a ho being sold.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    It'd be a lot better if the handle on the shovel had been brass.

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