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Old 11-06-08, 06:58 PM   #1
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relationship recovery act: cap or trade model

whereas it is necessary to salvage my relationship (new)
whereas it is necessary that i not exceed my tolerance for listening
therefore, be it resolved that all dialogue over the threshold of annoyance
be capped and stopped immediately. if not stopped all dialogue over the threshold
must be mitigated at a 3:1 ratio with video game time (3 units game
per unit dialogue).
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Old 11-06-08, 07:13 PM   #2
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Duct tape, man. It's always the answer.
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Wait, then what do I do with this WD-40?
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Old 11-06-08, 07:54 PM   #4
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Duct tape, man. It's always the answer.
That might not work on the Corvette... Although...
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Fake a hearing loss.
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Old 11-06-08, 08:06 PM   #6
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Old 11-06-08, 11:30 PM   #8
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If it's that annoying then maybe the relationship isn't worth salvaging.
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If it's that annoying then maybe the relationship isn't worth salvaging.
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relationships are work...but it seems like its not worth it to you.
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