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Old 11-06-08, 07:08 PM   #1
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I need a list of irratating and obnoxious things I can do at work to bother people. Not that can be punished by management, by still irritating. like belching. Mouth noises, snorting ect.
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I am a commuter, I already got that going on. I am looking for creative irritating ways to make my supervisor want me to get a better job. They can write me up for singing loudly.
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I am a commuter, I already got that going on. I am looking for creative irritating ways to make my supervisor want me to get a better job. They can write me up for singing loudly.
You might want to think again about your plan. This crap economy is not a time to be risky with your job.
You are not likely to get good results from being annoying. Promotions usually go to team players and
people who visibly subscribe to the company culture.
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The easiest thing to do here is to get MV to turn on the web cam on his office PC. Now all you have to do is tap into the stream and mimic his every movement. You could do this with me as well, but as I work alone, all you would end up doing is sitting at your desk with your legs up, drinking coffee and browsing BF.
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do a search for the "spin doctors" thread or just PM Hos13 for interoffice email tips.
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Microwave fish at lunch....every day. Don't eat it, just microwave the crap out of it.
Same with popcorn everyday about 3:00 pm....until black smoke pours out of the microwave.
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Same with popcorn everyday about 3:00 pm....until black smoke pours out of the microwave.
I take back my earlier, oversimplified post about fire. You should burn the place down by very much overcooking popcorn. Then their nostrils will be offended as their skin boils off.

Insult, meet injury!
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I take back my earlier, oversimplified post about fire. You should burn the place down by very much overcooking popcorn. Then their nostrils will be offended as their skin boils off.

Insult, meet injury!
Can you add gasoline to the pipes that feed the sprinkler system? That would insure success.
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