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    Help at work

    I need a list of irratating and obnoxious things I can do at work to bother people. Not that can be punished by management, by still irritating. like belching. Mouth noises, snorting ect.
    Good Night Chesty, Wherever You Are

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    I am a commuter, I already got that going on. I am looking for creative irritating ways to make my supervisor want me to get a better job. They can write me up for singing loudly.
    Good Night Chesty, Wherever You Are

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    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    I am a commuter, I already got that going on. I am looking for creative irritating ways to make my supervisor want me to get a better job. They can write me up for singing loudly.
    You might want to think again about your plan. This crap economy is not a time to be risky with your job.
    You are not likely to get good results from being annoying. Promotions usually go to team players and
    people who visibly subscribe to the company culture.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    The easiest thing to do here is to get MV to turn on the web cam on his office PC. Now all you have to do is tap into the stream and mimic his every movement. You could do this with me as well, but as I work alone, all you would end up doing is sitting at your desk with your legs up, drinking coffee and browsing BF.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    just be yourself ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio View Post
    just be yourself ...
    Good Night Chesty, Wherever You Are

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    do a search for the "spin doctors" thread or just PM Hos13 for interoffice email tips.
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    If you're serious. Heat up some bagoong in the microwave. Do it every day for a week. I promise, you'll get the response you're looking for.

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    Fire, and lots of it.

    (Management can't punish you if they've been burnt to a crisp.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Microwave fish at lunch....every day. Don't eat it, just microwave the crap out of it.
    Same with popcorn everyday about 3:00 pm....until black smoke pours out of the microwave.

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    slurp your coffee
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    Habenero sauce in the office coffee pot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobartlemagne View Post
    Promotions usually go to team players and people who visibly subscribe to the company culture.
    what a bunch of short-sighted yes people

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Same with popcorn everyday about 3:00 pm....until black smoke pours out of the microwave.
    I take back my earlier, oversimplified post about fire. You should burn the place down by very much overcooking popcorn. Then their nostrils will be offended as their skin boils off.

    Insult, meet injury!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I take back my earlier, oversimplified post about fire. You should burn the place down by very much overcooking popcorn. Then their nostrils will be offended as their skin boils off.

    Insult, meet injury!
    Can you add gasoline to the pipes that feed the sprinkler system? That would insure success.

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