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  • No; off with his head!

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  • This is a stupid freaking thread

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    Election time! Again!

    Sure, we have a new president & Veep, but King Termite has proclaimed himself regent o' Foo and all the lands pertaining therein.

    Seeing as how Foo resides within the confines of Bike Forums, itself a principality of the USA, which is a democracy (snide and disgruntled comments of late to the contrary notwithstanding) we should probably put his reign to a vote.

    Plus it's a slow morning on Foo and somebody had to do something.
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    i thought botto was elected. do we need a recount?
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    This thread sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    i thought botto was elected. do we need a recount?
    If it keeps things more interesting, I'm for it. Anything to keep me from thinking about my IRA
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    This thread sucks.
    so? what's your point?
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    Mission options: ehidle's bionic legs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    so? what's your point?
    didn't u get the memo?
    pgoat= pointless
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
    Mission options: ehidle's bionic legs
    As commander in chief, I'd always reserve those gams as a game changing threat. Take that, Ahmadinejad
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    I wanted to be able to do multiple choices.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Wait....who are the 3 people that want my head on a silver platter?
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    I do.



    But then again, I want a lot of people's heads on silver platters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    I do.



    But then again, I want a lot of people's heads on silver platters.
    And what wine would like served with that, sir?



    Oh wait! You're too young to drink, dingleberry!
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    well, if i could......probably a fine white wine.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I thought you could grow a new head?
    like a lizard's tail.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    well, if i could......probably a fine white wine.
    try a nice chianti......I hear Termite goes nicely with some fava beans
    fipth-fipth-fipth-fipth-fipth-fipth-fipth-fipth-fipth
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I thought you could grow a new head?
    like a lizard's tail.
    Depends on which head.
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    Howabout the purple head?
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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Howabout the purple head?
    Be careful. I have about 600 volts rigged up to that one tooth. If you're grounded when you touch it, you're a dead Hickeydog.
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    Good thing I float about 6 inches off the ground.

    And I have been hit with 10,000 volts before. Just lettin you know.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post

    And I have been hit with 10,000 volts before. Just lettin you know.....
    hope this didn't have anything to do with those two calves with the lightning bolt tattoos I keep seeing......
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    I've had 25,000 volts through me. It's not the voltage that hurts...

    I'm not so sure about severing heads, can we just do a partial sever?

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    It's the amps that kill. Now, if you told me that you had 100 watts at 3 volts going through your head.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I've had 25,000 volts through me. It's not the voltage that hurts...

    I'm not so sure about severing heads, can we just do a partial sever?
    Um....no, no you didn't. Volts don't "go" anywhere. Only Amps travel.
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