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    Stupid Childish Poems/Songs?

    What are some silly poems/songs you remember from childhood?


    Made you look
    You dirty crook
    You stole your mother's pocketbook
    You turned it in
    You turned it out
    You turned it into sauerkraut

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    (Not sure if I remember these words right or not..and didn't see it on a google)
    Icka Belicka Belinda
    The monkey washed the window
    The hose it broke
    The monk got soaked
    (forget last line)

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    One spooky night when the moon was green
    Over the hill came a turd machine
    A shot was fired
    A scream was heard
    A lady got hit by a flying turd




    What ones do you remember?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Noel, Noel, Noel
    May all my enemies go to hell.
    1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Noel, Noel, Noel
    May all my enemies go to hell.
    Jingle Bells
    Batman Smells
    Robin laid and egg
    The Batmobile
    Lost a wheel
    And the Joker got away, Hey!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Great green gobs of gooey grimy gopher guts
    Mutilated monkey meat
    Hairy little piggies feet
    Great green gobs of gooey grimy gopher guts
    Anybody got a spoon?
    Iím not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said whatever it was.

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    jingle bells, santa smells, a million miles away...

    Here come the groom
    all dressed in pink
    open the window and let out the stink

    god save our gracious queen
    shave her with shaving cream
    god save the queen
    send her to halifax make her pay income tax...
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    I'm getting buried in them from my 7 yr old now.

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    remembering my childhood has been blocked by remembering the "getting high" thread

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    all nursery rhymes.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    When you're standin' in the shower
    And you smell somethin sour,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!
    When you're slidin' into home
    And your pants are full of foam,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!
    When you smell somethin' funky
    And your pants are feelin chunky,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!
    When you're sittin' in a class,
    And that fart let out more than gas,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    When you're standin' in the shower
    And you smell somethin sour,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!
    When you're slidin' into home
    And your pants are full of foam,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!
    When you smell somethin' funky
    And your pants are feelin chunky,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!
    When you're sittin' in a class,
    And that fart let out more than gas,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum,
    Diarrhea, bum, bum!


    That brings back memories!! Only I think we said "burn, burn", not "bum, bum".
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Joy to the world
    Barney's dead
    We barbequed his head!
    Don't worry 'bout the body
    We flushed it down the potty
    And round and round it went
    And round and round it went
    And roooouuund, and rooouuund, and round it went.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Joy to the world
    Barney's dead
    We barbequed his head!
    Don't worry 'bout the body
    We flushed it down the potty
    And round and round it went
    And round and round it went
    And roooouuund, and rooouuund, and round it went.
    I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone posted that.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    I remember analyzing "red wheelbarrow" in PA english in Highschool. Spent an entire class picking appart this stupid poem. Comments on everything from "red stands for communism" to the leingth of each line on the page. What a load of crap.

    so much depends
    upon a red wheel
    barrow glazed with rain
    water beside the white
    chickens.
    Ride or Die

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    something smells like poo
    and that would be you

    I have limited storage space in my cranium.

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    My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
    We have tortured every teacher
    We have broken every rule
    We are marching down the stairs to kill the principal, boo hoo!
    And that was the end of school

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    Here i sit broken hearted
    Trying to s*** but only farted
    Wasted my time but what the hell
    At least i can sit here and enjoy the smell

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
    My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
    We have tortured every teacher
    We have broken every rule
    We are marching down the stairs to kill the principal, boo hoo!
    And that was the end of school
    Aaaah...yes, another classic.

    Reminds of a one I actually coined myself.

    Deck the halls with nitroglycerin, fa la la la la, la la la la
    Light a match and see who's missin', fa la la la la, la la la la
    Watch the school yard burn to hell, fa la la la la, la la la la
    Now its gone and all is weeell, fa la la la la, la la la la

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    Another classic in the same vein.


    On top of old Smokey, All covered with snow
    I shot my poor teacher, with a .44
    I went to her funeral
    I went to her grave
    Some people threw flowers
    I threw grenades
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Here i sit broken hearted
    Trying to s*** but only farted
    Wasted my time but what the hell
    At least i can sit here and enjoy the smell
    I always heard the last 2 lines as

    Later on I took a chance
    Tried to fart and **** my pants.

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    With a 4-month old around, we decided to get a CD with 150 tunes for $10.

    So, I have a 150 stupid songs I could mention, but it's too much work to list them all...

    But this one is my favorite:

    But the cat came back the very next day,
    The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
    But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
    Away, away, yea, yea, yea

    The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
    He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
    He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
    Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.


    I don't get the last line...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
    He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
    He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
    Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.


    I don't get the last line...
    Loading his shotgun with nails and dynamite was an idiotic thing to do, the weapon exploded and blew the guy to smithereens.

    Who wrote these "kids songs"? Nick Cave?
    Last edited by CliftonGK1; 11-21-08 at 11:55 AM. Reason: additional information

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    Who wrote these "kids songs"? Nick Cave?
    Or kids' books. We have a book about the mother chasing this kid around the house trying to tickle him. The kid is running and crying because he doesn't want to be tickled, but the mom still chases him. I haven't thrown it away yet, though.

    There is another book we found about how to make your mother mad while grocery shopping. I am not kidding--it's currently on the shelves at Target.

    (We got a bunch of books from a church basement garage sale and we are still finding utter crap in the pile we have.)

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    More "high school" time frame, but I just remembered another.
    (to the tune of "row, row, row your boat")

    Roll, roll, roll a joint
    Pass it down the line
    Take a toke
    Of magic smoke
    And blow your f&$#ing mind
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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