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    Unarmed combat versus zombies?

    Any recommendations for the best moves for unarmed combat with zombies should one forgot a good edged weapon?

    I'm assuming flying kicks or anything in the chest area to knock the zombie as far away to avoid getting bit or clawed, and I assume to avoid pressure point techniques because zombies don't care if you are jamming on a nerve center. Perhaps bone locks but the more close a contact one has with a zombie, the higher the chance of being infected.

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    kick them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlts22 View Post
    Any recommendations for the best moves for unarmed combat with zombies should one forgot a good edged weapon?

    I'm assuming flying kicks or anything in the chest area to knock the zombie as far away to avoid getting bit or clawed, and I assume to avoid pressure point techniques because zombies don't care if you are jamming on a nerve center. Perhaps bone locks but the more close a contact one has with a zombie, the higher the chance of being infected.
    You do realize that this only prolongs the inevitable death or zombiefication... Without a decent weapon, you will be overwhelmed by them in a short time.

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    Use your legs: Run like **** until you find a good shotgun store.

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    you go to your nearest pub with your friends and find whatever bludgeoning tools you can find.

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    kill the brain and you kill the ghoul

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    One word: Splatter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aeo View Post
    you go to your nearest pub with your friends and find whatever bludgeoning tools you can find.

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    Without armament what you need is deterrent, like a dog in a junkyard.
    In the case of zombies I would recommend taking Rosie O'Donnell off of her meds and that should chase most of the zombies out of earshot.
    However one needs to be careful not to fall into a cycle of diminishing returns. To get rid of a manic Rosie you need an enraged Barbara Walters, and so on. Very quickly you may end up missing the zombies.
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    Why not go get a car and run em over? I can believe that you might be without a ***, and shame on you for not having a blade. But cars are everywhere. I don't care where you are, if you are anywhere with any number of people, you can find a car. Cars, especially big ones, are outstandingly dangerous.
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    What if you climb a street pole and jump onto their head?
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    Zombie thread, I'm in. Whoa...hand to hand w/o weapons vs. the undead? Hmmmmm, don't think I've seen any films...wait, Chinese Ghost Story maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    Why not go get a car and run em over? I can believe that you might be without a ***, and shame on you for not having a blade. But cars are everywhere. I don't care where you are, if you are anywhere with any number of people, you can find a car. Cars, especially big ones, are outstandingly dangerous.
    They are, but not for repetitive killing. A human body can damage a car pretty well, and after 5 or more, you're car is getting to the point of being undriveable. I'd say, look for a semi, one with a full cab. It would be a pretty good zombie killer/traveling safe haven.

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    how about a snow plow semi?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    You would need someone like Jack Burton to do the driving though. He as experience running down the supernatural with it.

    (let's see who knows that reference)
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    They are, but not for repetitive killing. A human body can damage a car pretty well, and after 5 or more, you're car is getting to the point of being undriveable. I'd say, look for a semi, one with a full cab. It would be a pretty good zombie killer/traveling safe haven.
    Failing that, an armored bulldozer is your friend.

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    Snow throwing truck, with the big Zombie grinder attachment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    You would need someone like Jack Burton to do the driving though. He as experience running down the supernatural with it.

    (let's see who knows that reference)

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    We have cell phones now right? I'd text that little kid over in Japan and have him wake up Godzilla for me. Godzilla could eat tens of thousands of zombies a day.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    ^ Man, you know I saw Lo Pan (i.e. James Hong) on his way out of the mens room at Arlington National Cemetary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Failing that, an armored bulldozer is your friend.
    killdozer?

    I think I'd rather steal a WWII tank, half track from a war museum or a modern 6x6 or 8x8 from an army base though.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24n77GgRtrw"]Killdozer[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    ^ Man, you know I saw Lo Pan (i.e. James Hong) on his way out of the mens room at Arlington National Cemetary?
    So he finally found his green eyed bride huh?
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