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Old 11-20-08, 11:01 PM   #1
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Who's preparing a Turducken?

Anybody? Anybody? wtf is it all about? One of my friends is planning on it, but since I won't be having any, I'm just curious what the appeal is.
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Old 11-20-08, 11:02 PM   #2
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Horshippen.

A hippo stuffed into a horse which is in turn stuffed into a chicken.

Then deep fried in human fat.
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define turducken?
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Old 11-20-08, 11:08 PM   #4
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define turducken?
Something that has the flavor and consistency of a turducken.

Some sort of turkey-duck-chicken thing...
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Turducken is an abomination of turkey wrapped around duck wrapped around chicken.
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It's a turkey with a duck inside, which has a chicken inside.

If meat is FHM/Stuff/Maxim, turducken is Hustler Presents: Modern Gynecology.
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I am speechless.
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Old 11-21-08, 01:16 AM   #8
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It's a turkey with a duck inside, which has a chicken inside.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...
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Old 11-21-08, 05:54 AM   #9
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Those crazy cajuns down here are very imaginative on the culinary front. They come up will some incredibly good concoctions. Turducken is not really one of them. I've had it several times and wouldn't hesitate to eat it again, it's doesn't rock my palate though, and its a beyotch to make. Eggplant pirogue, now that's a different story.
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Old 11-21-08, 07:43 AM   #10
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Old 11-21-08, 07:52 AM   #11
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Not sure but I think John Madden made the turducken famous.
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Id much rather eat Lamblamblamb
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Old 11-21-08, 08:54 AM   #14
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I am making a WordModoGoat.
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Old 11-21-08, 08:57 AM   #15
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that will be one awesome turkey or goat or whatever it comes out as. I'm quite sure that having me in the middle will result in the most tender and succulent, mouthwatering creation ever.
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Old 11-21-08, 10:11 AM   #17
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I'm a tofurky man, myself but it seems like the general consensus is that turducken is a nasty, horrible thing.


Interesting...
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Thanks Wikipedia:

"A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure"

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"A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure"

Looks like something I've seen on one of those TLC "True Stories of the ER" medical shows. Gah.
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Ugh, no. Of course, I'm only cooking for 2 adults and 2 kids. So we don't need anywhere near that amount of food.
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"A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure"

I just threw up more than a little in my lap
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Hmmmm Sausage..
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3 animals shoved up each others asses is the best way to describe it.

and its damm good too
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3 animals shoved up each others asses is the best way to describe it.
crude, but it says it
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3 animals shoved up each others asses is the best way to describe it.

and its damm good too
with a description like that, how could I pass it up?
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