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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Who's preparing a Turducken?

    Anybody? Anybody? wtf is it all about? One of my friends is planning on it, but since I won't be having any, I'm just curious what the appeal is.

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    Horshippen.

    A hippo stuffed into a horse which is in turn stuffed into a chicken.

    Then deep fried in human fat.

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    define turducken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    define turducken?
    Something that has the flavor and consistency of a turducken.

    Some sort of turkey-duck-chicken thing...

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    Turducken is an abomination of turkey wrapped around duck wrapped around chicken.
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    It's a turkey with a duck inside, which has a chicken inside.

    If meat is FHM/Stuff/Maxim, turducken is Hustler Presents: Modern Gynecology.

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    I am speechless.
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    It's a turkey with a duck inside, which has a chicken inside.
    I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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    Those crazy cajuns down here are very imaginative on the culinary front. They come up will some incredibly good concoctions. Turducken is not really one of them. I've had it several times and wouldn't hesitate to eat it again, it's doesn't rock my palate though, and its a beyotch to make. Eggplant pirogue, now that's a different story.

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    Not sure but I think John Madden made the turducken famous.
    "Never send a monkey to do a man's job." ~ Captain Leo Davidson ~

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    Id much rather eat Lamblamblamb

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    Tofurkey
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I am making a WordModoGoat.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I am making a WordModoGoat.
    that will be one awesome turkey or goat or whatever it comes out as. I'm quite sure that having me in the middle will result in the most tender and succulent, mouthwatering creation ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Tofurkey
    all the way!!!
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    I'm a tofurky man, myself but it seems like the general consensus is that turducken is a nasty, horrible thing.


    Interesting...

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    Thanks Wikipedia:

    "A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure"


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    Thanks Wikipedia:

    "A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure"

    Looks like something I've seen on one of those TLC "True Stories of the ER" medical shows. Gah.
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    Ugh, no. Of course, I'm only cooking for 2 adults and 2 kids. So we don't need anywhere near that amount of food.
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    Thanks Wikipedia:

    "A commercially-assembled semi-boneless turducken with pork sausage stuffing, roasted and cut into quarters to show the internal structure"

    I just threw up more than a little in my lap
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    Hmmmm Sausage..

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    3 animals shoved up each others asses is the best way to describe it.

    and its damm good too
    riding and pimpin again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledbikes View Post
    3 animals shoved up each others asses is the best way to describe it.
    crude, but it says it
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledbikes View Post
    3 animals shoved up each others asses is the best way to describe it.

    and its damm good too
    with a description like that, how could I pass it up?

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