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    Zombie sex

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Oh ewwwwww.
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    you know... I think... I just might have seen clips of said title on comedy video sites.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    umm....what if ...oh, never mind.

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    I she hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ritepath View Post
    I she hot?
    she's dead, so no, there's no body heat.

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    do not ask for a little head.
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    "Is this yours dear?"

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    kinda brainless

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    smells a little fishy

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    BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS


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    Jonathan Coulton. Look up Re: Your brains. It should have been on the soundtrack of the new game Left 4 Dead.

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    Can zombies do the eiffel tower?


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    spicy brains

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    No foreplay.

    No sensuality.

    No variety.

    No snuggles afterward.

    Kinda like sex for married people.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    1:08 into the trailer, there's a zombie sex teaser; this movie is good gore genre:

    http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3984785689/

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    i just knew I shouldn't have clicked on this
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    i just knew I shouldn't have clicked on this
    Who asked you Baalzebub?
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    Nothing like cracking open a cold one.

    Maybe rigor mortis might help things a bit, although depends on when and where.

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    Needed, popsicle sticks and duct tape...for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer View Post
    No foreplay.

    No sensuality.

    No variety.

    No snuggles afterward.

    Kinda like sex for married people.
    Speak for yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarrieIRO View Post
    Speak for yourself!
    I think he was...poor guy.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I think he was...poor guy.
    so sad

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