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Old 11-21-08, 01:36 PM   #1
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Zombie sex

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Oh ewwwwww.
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Old 11-21-08, 01:40 PM   #3
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you know... I think... I just might have seen clips of said title on comedy video sites.
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Old 11-21-08, 01:41 PM   #4
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umm....what if ...oh, never mind.
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I she hot?
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Old 11-21-08, 01:45 PM   #6
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I she hot?
she's dead, so no, there's no body heat.
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Old 11-21-08, 01:46 PM   #7
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do not ask for a little head.
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Old 11-21-08, 01:51 PM   #8
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"Is this yours dear?"
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Old 11-21-08, 02:01 PM   #9
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Old 11-21-08, 02:01 PM   #10
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Old 11-21-08, 02:02 PM   #11
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smells a little fishy
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Old 11-21-08, 02:04 PM   #12
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/497575004.html - prolly NSFW

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ral/603028751.html

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Old 11-21-08, 02:09 PM   #13
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BBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS

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Old 11-21-08, 02:21 PM   #14
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Jonathan Coulton. Look up Re: Your brains. It should have been on the soundtrack of the new game Left 4 Dead.
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Old 11-21-08, 02:33 PM   #15
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Can zombies do the eiffel tower?

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Old 11-21-08, 02:35 PM   #16
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Old 11-21-08, 05:21 PM   #17
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No foreplay.

No sensuality.

No variety.

No snuggles afterward.

Kinda like sex for married people.
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Old 11-21-08, 05:49 PM   #18
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1:08 into the trailer, there's a zombie sex teaser; this movie is good gore genre:

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3984785689/
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Old 11-21-08, 06:48 PM   #19
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i just knew I shouldn't have clicked on this
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Old 11-21-08, 06:52 PM   #20
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i just knew I shouldn't have clicked on this
Who asked you Baalzebub?
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Old 11-21-08, 07:53 PM   #21
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Nothing like cracking open a cold one.

Maybe rigor mortis might help things a bit, although depends on when and where.
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Old 11-21-08, 08:22 PM   #22
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Needed, popsicle sticks and duct tape...for me
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Old 11-21-08, 08:26 PM   #23
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No foreplay.

No sensuality.

No variety.

No snuggles afterward.

Kinda like sex for married people.
Speak for yourself!
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Old 11-21-08, 08:31 PM   #24
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Speak for yourself!
I think he was...poor guy.
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Old 11-21-08, 08:32 PM   #25
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