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    Look! My Spine! RubenX's Avatar
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    The Mysterious Injuries Thread

    I'll start:

    I've found a new scab on my right arm. It appears to be 3 days old and healing pretty well. Problem is, I have no idea when I injured myself. I don't recall falling or anything. It is fairly big, about 3/4 of an inch in diameter. I'm sure it must have hurt. But I've didn't noticed till today. I haven't drink or got high or anything. My only possible explanation: "I must have been abducted by aliens last week".

    Now your turn... have you ever noticed a scar or a scub or some kind of injury but can't remember when/how you got hurt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    "I must have been abducted by aliens last week".
    Have you checked your nether-regions for scabs, then?

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    Yes. I haz a bump on my leg with a cut on it. Don't know when or where it happened.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    I have acid burns to both my corneas, but I think they were caused when I tossed the acid into my eyes after seeing AEO in repose.
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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    My ankle has been a little swollen and tender the past 2 weeks and I dont know how it happened.

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    i have a bruised right shoulder. whaaaaat?
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    I had a cut on my right calf. Not sure how it go there? My beautiful legs..they're ruined!
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    I wake up every morning with aching joints and limbs with no idea how they occured. Getting old sure beats not getting old.

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    I somehow screwed up my shoulder last night while sleeping. Sheesh.

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    I have a sore hip. It got sore in Gatlinburg two summers ago and has been sore ever since.

    But that scab thing sounds like a rug burn..
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    Quote Originally Posted by redirekib View Post
    I have a sore hip. It got sore in Gatlinburg two summers ago and has been sore ever since.

    But that scab thing sounds like a rug burn..

    which is consistent with anal probing, possibly by an alien.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    which is consistent with anal probing, possibly by an alien.
    But don't they have rugs in alien ships?

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    The newer ones do. The older ones had wood floors
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have woken up in a cold sweat with blood all over my hands...but it wasn't mine.
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    the sweat or the blood?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    the sweat or the blood?
    The blood.

    No tears to speak of.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    The blood.

    No tears to speak of.
    well, that rules out evil clowns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have a new bruise or cut everyday that I can't identify. The latest: half dollar sized bruise on my thigh. No clue how it got there.

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    The evil clowns threw half dollars at you, obviously.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    The evil clowns threw half dollars at you, obviously.
    damn can't believe I missed that

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    Evil clowns can become invisible at will. And of course, half-dollars have been invisible for decades.

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    I once woke up with needle marks all over my arm.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    I once woke up with needle marks all over my arm.




    They were actually spider bites.
    Tell yourself whatever feels good.
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    I wake up with weird bruises in random places...even when I sleep alone and there's no one to kick, punch, elbow, or roll over me in my sleep. Wtf.
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