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Old 11-23-08, 01:04 AM   #1
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The Mysterious Injuries Thread

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I've found a new scab on my right arm. It appears to be 3 days old and healing pretty well. Problem is, I have no idea when I injured myself. I don't recall falling or anything. It is fairly big, about 3/4 of an inch in diameter. I'm sure it must have hurt. But I've didn't noticed till today. I haven't drink or got high or anything. My only possible explanation: "I must have been abducted by aliens last week".

Now your turn... have you ever noticed a scar or a scub or some kind of injury but can't remember when/how you got hurt?

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"I must have been abducted by aliens last week".
Have you checked your nether-regions for scabs, then?
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Old 11-23-08, 11:18 AM   #4
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Yes. I haz a bump on my leg with a cut on it. Don't know when or where it happened.
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I have acid burns to both my corneas, but I think they were caused when I tossed the acid into my eyes after seeing AEO in repose.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 11-23-08, 11:56 AM   #6
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My ankle has been a little swollen and tender the past 2 weeks and I dont know how it happened.
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i have a bruised right shoulder. whaaaaat?
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I had a cut on my right calf. Not sure how it go there? My beautiful legs..they're ruined!
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I wake up every morning with aching joints and limbs with no idea how they occured. Getting old sure beats not getting old.

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I somehow screwed up my shoulder last night while sleeping. Sheesh.
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I have a sore hip. It got sore in Gatlinburg two summers ago and has been sore ever since.

But that scab thing sounds like a rug burn..
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I have a sore hip. It got sore in Gatlinburg two summers ago and has been sore ever since.

But that scab thing sounds like a rug burn..

which is consistent with anal probing, possibly by an alien.
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which is consistent with anal probing, possibly by an alien.
But don't they have rugs in alien ships?
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The newer ones do. The older ones had wood floors
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I have woken up in a cold sweat with blood all over my hands...but it wasn't mine.
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the sweat or the blood?
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the sweat or the blood?
The blood.

No tears to speak of.
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The blood.

No tears to speak of.
well, that rules out evil clowns.
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I have a new bruise or cut everyday that I can't identify. The latest: half dollar sized bruise on my thigh. No clue how it got there.
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The evil clowns threw half dollars at you, obviously.
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The evil clowns threw half dollars at you, obviously.
damn can't believe I missed that
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Evil clowns can become invisible at will. And of course, half-dollars have been invisible for decades.
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I once woke up with needle marks all over my arm.




They were actually spider bites.
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I wake up with weird bruises in random places...even when I sleep alone and there's no one to kick, punch, elbow, or roll over me in my sleep. Wtf.
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