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    Satan's shopping list.

    It turns out that our dark master wants us to buy...

    Bruschetta flavored veggie chips
    Romano/Parmesean cheese blend
    a small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips

    Total= $6.66

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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    It turns out that our dark master wants us to buy...

    Bruschetta flavored veggie chips
    Romano/Parmesean cheese blend
    a small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips

    Total= $6.66
    Bruschetta flavored veggie chips? Satan's a f'ing whuss then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenmore View Post
    Bruschetta flavored veggie chips? Satan's a f'ing whuss then.
    Somethings definitely wong with that list. Satan is much more hedonistic than this list would indicate. Where's the steak? Where's the wine? Where's the Hagen Das?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Somethings definitely wong with that list. Satan is much more hedonistic than this list would indicate. Where's the steak? Where's the wine? Where's the Hagen Das?
    Where's the devil's food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Somethings definitely wong with that list. Satan is much more hedonistic than this list would indicate. Where's the steak? Where's the wine? Where's the Hagen Das?
    If Satan can direct me to somewhere that I can buy steak, wine, and hagen daas for $6.66, I will gladly do so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    It turns out that our dark master wants us to buy...

    Bruschetta flavored veggie chips
    Romano/Parmesean cheese blend
    a small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips

    Total= $6.66
    You're paying? I'd think Satan would want you to steal them
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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    If Satan can direct me to somewhere that I can buy steak, wine, and hagen daas for $6.66, I will gladly do so.
    For $66.6 I'll show you the way, follow me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    For $66.6 I'll show you the way, follow me.
    Now you're talking.

    Satan would probably approve of paying $666.00 for a steak....the hedonism factor and whatnot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    It turns out that our dark master wants us to buy...

    Bruschetta flavored veggie chips
    Romano/Parmesean cheese blend
    a small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips

    Total= $6.66
    I like it. we're talking about Hell folks. None of Gods bounty here. No artisan foods. Its wall to wall packaged junk food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren View Post
    $666 for a steak and instead of using a table the plate would be held by a stripper along with the glass of whiskey on the rocks.
    Okay, now you're REALLY talking
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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren View Post
    For some reason, I think that if the devil was going to take a drink it'd be whiskey on the rocks. No idea why.
    On the rocks? Again, Satan's a f'ing whuss...
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    If there was such thing, on the flames.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Maybe, if Satan is French. He'd have a l'whiskey flambe
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    I would have thought Satan would have more of a "Tude-ish" taste and demand the store's finest firey hot chips and dips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    I would have thought Satan would have more of a "Tude-ish" taste and demand the store's finest firey hot chips and dips!
    Hey, it hasn't been ruled out yet

    unless huerro knows something or someone we don't
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    Wouldn't this be similar to Dick Cheney's Shopping List?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    Wouldn't this be similar to Dick Cheney's Shopping List?
    That would cost 666 shares of Berkshire Hathaway.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    In Soviet Russia, IF Satan existed, Satan eats you.
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