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    Ahhh...I understand, Tude...

    So while this remodel is happening, the cat and I are staying in the same room. She is not to leave the room and there's nowhere else for me to go. That means, she eats, drinks, and poops in my room.

    Little thing just dropped a deuce and a half that makes a pig farm smell like roses. GAH! Oh god, it's horrible. It's 22 degrees outside and I have the window open. There is a 2 inch thick layer of Febreeze on everything. I can still smell it. God, it's horrible...:barf:

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    Scented candles FTW.
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    ahahahahahahahahahahaha

    kitten stuff is even worse, just to let you know
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    My nose is freezing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    kitten stuff is even worse, just to let you know
    Seriously. What the hell is the deal with that?

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    clean it so well. you'd both feel happier after that.

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    Stinky cats.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Stinky cats.


    Everybody sing along now:

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    What are they feeding you?
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
    It's not your fault
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    hehe - While I had <sob> widdo-boy in there - the other cats ALSO used the box - especially my big boy who had a hard time adjusting his big fanny into the little box - but ... he managed.

    I mean at night - I heard the familiar scratching - hoping NOT for the big one - and <sigh> they'd let loose - and so it woke me up so I would clean it.

    I kept LOTS of plastic bags in my room and basically - while I was home - as soon as they left one - I scooped it out. PHEW - does NOT take long to take over!!

    (plus I banned all canned cat food - that makes for extra stinky!)

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    Cats are not pets. Cats were created by the unholy one to prepare us for the suffering that awaits us on the next plane. They show their disdain for inhabitants of this plane by openly licking their privates in our presence and urinating pure ammonia. I am not sure what cat feces is made of, but it cannot be good. And they can vary the staining property of the hair ball sauce based upon the cost of the item onto which they are going to deposit said hairball.

    I must have led a pretty good life, for I have never been directly cursed with cats by the unholy one. My wife was cursed with two at the same time, but my goodness eventually made them leave this plane, but not before they shredded my furniture, stained my carpet and did other vile acts in my home.
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    hehe - looks like my big boy


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    "You can smell it, you can smell it!" - Eddie Murphy, Raw

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    My cat decided to take a dump in my laundry basket at 1:00 AM the other night. It was so ungodly awful that I had to throw the cat out, do the cleaning, turn on the ceiling fan, and light incense. I am no longer a cat person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falkon View Post
    My cat decided to take a dump in my laundry basket at 1:00 AM the other night. It was so ungodly awful that I had to throw the cat out, do the cleaning, turn on the ceiling fan, and light incense. I am no longer a cat person.
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    Cats are evil. They piss on stuff you don't want smelling like ammonia. They throw up gobs of fur in the worst places right next to the bed. They get tangled up between your legs when you're going down stairs. And they always cuddle up with your spouse/SO.

    I like dogs.
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    self cleaning box?
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
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    Feed the dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    self cleaning box?
    Would be more effective if the cat were on the inside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    self cleaning box?
    Good idea, but she already has a fully enclosed, carbon filtered litter box, and the smell still permeated the room...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Good idea, but she already has a fully enclosed, carbon filtered litter box, and the smell still permeated the room...
    looks like you should invest in one of these, then
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    looks like you should invest in one of these, then
    all the matches in the world would not have been enough to overcome that oder. I'm telling you, I've smelled dead and rotting carcasses that were better than this.

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    My cat always stinks up the place whenever he takes a dump. And he's been having really bad gas as well. It's his defense mechanism against being picked up. You pick him up and he gasses you. aw it smells awful. I still love my cat.
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    Bet you wish you had a dog now, don't ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hocam View Post
    Bet you wish you had a dog now, don't ya?
    The most annoying cat I've ever known didn't hold a candle to the annoyingness of an average dog.

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